Having peeked at tomorrow's papers, I can reveal the twats in govt are talking crap about migrants in boats.
1/ there are no international waters between Dover and Calais. Not enough room. It's British, or French. British vessels cannot enter French waters to 'push back' anyone. That would be an invasion.
2/ sending much larger navy vessels in would increase the risk of a mass drowning which would be politically unfeasible.
3/ navy captains are all bound by the UN Convention on law of the sea which says you rescue people in distress and take them to a safe port. End of.
4/ sending more, but small naval vessels, into the busiest shipping lane in the world is not a goer, because crash, sink, glug glug glug.
Finally, 5/ migrants aren't "caught" during a "battle". They are "rescued" during "danger". Asylum claims must be assessed under international law, and we could deport others easier if we were in the EU. Outside, we depend on a trade and migration deal which Boris hasn't got.
And if you don't believe me, let's all reassemble in a few months and see who Priti Patel blames next time for the thing she promised to fix *checks notes* by last spring.
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The govt has announced imminent release of 150 top secret documents in a data dump, 7 mo after @DailyMirror revealed the existence of records at @AWE_plc about blood and urine testing of troops during the Cold War.
@DailyMirror @AWE_plc It also comes just two weeks after veterans served legal papers on @defenceHQ demanding access to their missing medical records.
An amazing win against the MoD! A judge has ordered them to hand over the records it’s withholding of Sqn Leader Terry Gledhill, whose blood tests blew open the #nukedblood scandal in 2022.
Withholding records has been ruled unlawful. Jane’s amazing strength and persistence has set a precedent for every other veteran family - not just of nuclear testing but ANY service.
This decision came after a one-day hearing into the MoD’s refusal to meet Jane’s request for her father’s medical records under Freedom of Information laws. And it’s exposed a problem which for once is not the MoD’s fault.
Due to boundary changes, the very safe Tory seat in Kent where I live has been split. Today I received a letter from the new Tory candidate, who said: "I am delighted to introduce myself."
Let's meet her, shall we?
Well we'll be starting this again, this time without my home address on it. Here is Katie's pamphlet.
(Sigh)
Let's leave aside for a moment how delighted she is about herself. And the fact I am welcomed to my constituency as though I've just moved in and she's the welcoming committee.
Her name is Katie. But there are pictures. Katie can straddle a stile!
Some of those watching or taking part in the #RemembranceDay2023 parade may have noticed it slowed down in the last half. Here’s why. /🧵
For the first time the nuclear veterans were able to march with a medal commemorating the fact that they alone, of all veterans, had kept every other serviceman, UK civilian and overseas ally safe for 70 years.
As they formed up wearing their #medalforheroes they were beaming.
In the back right of that pic you’ll see a shorter chap. His name is John Williams. This was his first time at the Cenotaph, having always wanted to come and always watching it on telly.
In 2018, when I found the first doc discussing blood counts of servicemen at Maralinga, the MoD said it was "unable to locate any information that suggests... staff took blood samples for radiological monitoring at the [weapons] tests".
Now it says there may be 4,711 files.
The AWE - and arm's length agency of the MoD - said it could not be certain what was in the files it holds, because checking them would be too expensive.
If blood tests exist, they could prove whether troops were irradiated - leading to multi-million pound compensation payouts.
PM @RishiSunak promised the medal in November. More than 1,000 veterans, and 500 families, have applied for one, and were told they'd have it by 'late summer'. Now they're told it won't even be in production by then.
Is there *any* part of the British state that isn't knackered?
The impact of even a short delay, after a wait of 70 years, is unconscionable. Within the article is the sad story of Donald Baker, who served at Op Grapple aged just 21. He wore a boiler suit to watch a series of massive H-bombs. He drank desalinated seawater, coconuts, & fish.