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Matt Cameron Profile picture
@matt_cam
Aug 15, 2020 • 6 tweets • 3 min read • Read on X
There are really only two options here:

1) A partisan loyalist is dutifully doing his part to sabotage our electoral democracy at Trump's behest

or

2) He's so bad at this that the official #LouisDeJoy biopic will be a Will Farrell comedy called MASTER OF THE POST Image
but ofc seeing no explanation whatsoever for this blatant destruction of millions of dollars worth of USPS property for no other possible purpose than to sabotage the mail I guess we're never getting that movie (which I now very much want to see)

vice.com/en_us/article/…
#LOUISDEJOY (Farrell): do we really need all these "sorting" machines
USPS GUY: sir
D: don't care for them. waste of space, rip 'em out
UG: that's how do we do the mail
D [mocking]: ohh aren't we fancy. what are these for then
[DEJOY grabs UG's hands & slaps him in his own face]
#LOUISDEJOY (Farrell): wait. eliminating OT, firing senior leadership, & destroying sorting machines was... *bad* for the mail?
USPS GUY: the worst for the mail, sir
D: and we'll never get those ballots in on time?
UG: not a chance
D: what have I done. OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE
IN A WORLD

where the post is past...
and the mail is malleable!

ONE MAN DARES ASK

"What if mail... but slower?"

MASTER OF THE POST

starring

WILL FARRELL
as #LouisDeJoy

COMING TO THEATERS
3-5 DAYS LATER THAN YOU EXPECTED
but seriously folks, this is not a drill

"Multiple sources... have personally witnessed the machines, which cost millions of dollars, being destroyed or thrown in the dumpster. USPS did not respond to a request for comment."

vice.com/en_us/article/…

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Matt Cameron Profile picture
Aug 28
1/ The especially frustrating thing about the right-wing opposition to #KeepingFamiliesTogether is that I sincerely believe that even most MAGAs would be fine with it if they only understood what it actually is and why it is necessary.

So let's talk about that
2/ "If only they knew" is not something I would usually say. I am of the opinion that you can't fact-check bigotry, but even a lot of bigots could be persuaded on this one because it is

(1) definitely legal and
(2) addressing a very real (but little understood) problem
3/ Immigration through marriage to a US citizen is, famously, one of the easiest ways in. So long as you originally came on a visa (typically as a tourist) you can live/work in the US unlawfully for decades and still have a fairly easy path to residency through your spouse.

But.
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Matt Cameron Profile picture
Dec 4, 2022
Me, a very clever human: write a @alyankovic parody in the form of a 15th century madrigal about the collapse of FTX and the crypto market

*two seconds later*

#OpenAI: alas tis a lamentable day, the visions of riches have become mere wishes, etc
A notably less weird Al here but otherwise am I the only one who thinks this is all kind of terrifying
I will not print it here but it cheerfully spit out an '80s party rap anthem denying the death of six million Jews in the Holocaust just because I asked it to.

The word "orgy" was consistently censored out of my prompts though so I guess we're looking out for what really matters
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Matt Cameron Profile picture
Dec 4, 2022
My new favorite @OpenAI prompt is "write a Rage Against the Machine song about"

this bombtrack started as a sketch in my prompt box

#RATM
it just... gives you chord changes, if you want, I didn't actually think that would work
Teaching @openAI how to fight the power (fight the powers that be) by writing a protest song complaining about how strict its own censorship is
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Matt Cameron Profile picture
Oct 21, 2022
N. B.: the author of this fascist manifesto is not some Roman statue "Western chauvinist" account with 76 followers. He is the senior editor of the closest thing the American right has to a journal of record.

How do we step back from where we're heading?
And I'm sorry but I'm going to have to insist that you read this one. You'll never believe me or that I am quoting this in context otherwise

thefederalist.com/2022/10/20/we-…
"save the country"
"rebuild and in a sense re-found"
"getting used to the idea of wielding power, not despising it"
"compromise with the left is impossible"

when I say this is fascism I mean this literally, it is literal fascism Excerpt from column in the Federalist by a senior editor arg
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Matt Cameron Profile picture
Oct 20, 2022
Very few people outside the system know this, but you need to:

US asylum law knowingly & intentionally requires the deportation to certain death of people who have been on the wrong side of the criminal legal system.

It's not a design flaw, but the design itself.
First: I didn't know her, but this is the only publicly available news re: the murder of Melissa Nunez--and more importantly, her life. She was, among other things, a determined advocate who loved horses and traveling and dreamed of living in Puerto Rico

tiempo.hn/melissa-nunez-…
From information available online, I gather she was convicted on charges brought from defending herself against anti-trans violence. This conviction constituted an "aggravated felony," a class of offenses which bar someone from receiving asylum.

now read that last sentence back
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Oct 19, 2022
This @ similar questions from the @MarshallProj sheriffs survey linked below get to one of the most fundamental problems holding back progress today: a belief that past (white) immigrants had it harder & had to do more to "earn" a place than today's. It's exactly backward
It's only human to want to believe that your ancestors were better and smarter and worked harder than today's immigrants, because that kind of generational progress is such a fundamental part of the golden era American immigrant story. Which is to say the *white* immigrant story
But the reality is that it was hardly any trouble at all to immigrate before 1965--& absolutely no effort before 1921--& the system had nothing at all to do with today's. We are in NO WAY doing anything to make it easier now, only much much harder
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