Thread by @jiangxiaoyin

#xicheng
This was supposed to be just a super short drabble. Idk how this could grow into a 600-ish words ficlet... xD

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That wide grin.

That wide foolish grin Lan Xichen always had on his face every time he managed to drop a line, so cheesy it made Jiang Cheng flushed.

It's so fucking annoying. Jiang Cheng really wanted to wipe that foolish grin off of his boyfriend's face. But the deeper Jiang Cheng's scowl grew, the wider that grin seemed.

If his scowl failed to do the task, then Jiang Cheng would try another way. So without --

-- too much thinking, he then did the one thing that he knew would do the trick: without warning, he grabbed the front side of Lan Xichen's sweatshirt, pulling the man close, then locked their lips together.

It worked, as expected. When Jiang Cheng finally broke the kiss and pulled away, the foolish grin on Lan Xichen's face was no more, replaced by a surprise look; eyes widened, lips slightly parted.

Well. At least for a minute. Because then, when Jiang Cheng was almost smiling smugly over his success, he saw a sparkle on Lan Xichen's eyes, as the man slowly beamed at him.

Jiang Cheng's victorious smile was immediately cancelled.

/Oh god. No./ Jiang Cheng wanted to face-palm himself. He should've known better.

"A-Cheng," Lan Xichen exclaimed, almost too excitedly. "Can you do it again?"

"Do what?!" Jiang Cheng glared at him.

Lan Xichen tapped his lips, the foolish grin was back again. "Kiss, kiss."

Jiang Cheng's cheeks grew warm as he once again flushed. He grabbed a small pillow which sat beside him on the couch they shared and whack Lan Xichen's face softly with it. "In your dream."

"Eeehhh," Lan Xichen sulked. "Then should I recite another romantic poetry for you, so you'll kiss me again?"

Jiang Cheng's jaw dropped. This man... he couldn't believe he had such a himbo for a boyfriend. "That kiss was not a reward for your sappy poetry, you fool! It's supposed to be a punishment, to... to erase your foolish grin!"

"Oh," Lan Xichen raised his brows. "Then I'll keep grinning like a fool all the time, so you can try to wipe it off of my face anytime you want."

Jiang Cheng grabbed the small pillow again, but when he's just about to whack Lan Xichen for the second time, his boyfriend --

-- managed to snatch it from his hand and secured it behind him. His foolish grin at its best.

"You sleep on the couch tonight." was what Jiang Cheng said before he finally stood up to stomp towards his bedroom. Lan Xichen immediately followed suit behind him.

"A-Cheng is so mean!" Lan Xichen fake-whined, his voice full of amusement. "But because A-Cheng is so cute when he's being grumpy like this, he's forgiven."

"Go to hell, Lan Xichen!"

"Hmm." Just as Jiang Cheng opened his bedroom door, Lan Xichen sneaked both of his arms around Jiang Cheng's waist, hugging him from behind. Then teasingly, he whispered with a low voice into Jiang Cheng's ears, "How about you take me to heaven instead, hmm?"

Lan Xichen enjoyed the view in front of him, as the flush crept from Jiang Cheng's cheeks down to his neck. It's so beautiful. Jiang Cheng was so beautiful.

Without waiting for a response from his boyfriend, Lan Xichen proceeded to pepper Jiang Cheng's flushed neck --

-- with light pecks, making the younger man shuddered, but didn't try to stop what Lan Xichen did.

Taking it as a green light for him to continue, Lan Xichen proceed to take another step forward; sneaking one of his hand under Jiang Cheng's pajama, caressing --

-- the smooth skin of Jiang Cheng's stomach, while he trailed wet kisses along the younger man's crook of the neck.

Lan Xichen's sneaky hand had just reached Jiang Cheng's chest, when the man suddenly turned to face him, startling --

-- him a bit. The younger man's face was bright red, a mixture of shyness and lust.

Jiang Cheng grabbed Lan Xichen's hand, and without a word he pulled the older man into his bedroom.

As the door closed behind them, Lan Xichen chuckled in amusement at his boyfriend's antics.

Off to the seventh heaven they went.

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