After extensive hours of research and a thorough investigation, one thing has become clear: Al Pacino has never worn shorts in a movie. Hear me out. (thread)
"Oh, but Pacino has acted in over 50 feature films," you say. "He *must* have worn shorts in one of the many hot/topical locations he's been in!"
My friend, you are dead wrong.
My friend, you are dead wrong.
OK, in THE IRISHMAN we all know he doesn’t wear shorts in Florida despite the daily highs of 92°F in the summer, because he “has a meeting”. Fine, fair enough. I respect it! 
But in THE GODFATHER PART II, Michael Corleone spends more than half the movie in Cuba, which is like, basically on the equator!
Well...
Well...
Alright but he definitely goes to Florida on vacation in DONNY BRASCO. They go to the beach and ride a yacht and to a water park and everything! Classic places people would definitely wear shorts.”
Nope. Pants. Pants. Pants. Pants.
Nope. Pants. Pants. Pants. Pants.
“Okay, okay, okay, but what about SCARFACE? The *entire movie* is set in Miami Beach, and you’re telling me he doesn’t wear shorts a single time?? Not even a bathing suit?!?”
Yes friend, that is what I am telling you. This man’s legs have never seen the light of day on screen.
Yes friend, that is what I am telling you. This man’s legs have never seen the light of day on screen.
Don't believe it? Here are the receipts!
The fact is, we have never one seen Al Pacino’s legs in a movie. The man hates shorts. End of story.
