1) There will be Zombie Parties so you can catch the virus and acquire herd immunity faster.
2) Facebook bots will gaslight your ranty uncle and explain that it's a conspiracy to get you to willingly be uplifted by black helicopters for relocation into the concentration camps FEMA has prepared for you.
3) Televangelist grifters will offer to sell you magic UV lamps that kill zombies/a can of bleach to spray up your ass to make you unpalatable/guaranteed salvation if you're bitten.
4) The current US president will say zombies are a liberal hoax and pay no attention to Jared biting Ivanka in the background (it's just foreplay) and he's off to play golf now.
5) The current UK's Prime Minister will blame the European Commission's intransigence for the zombies, then mumble something that sounds Churchillian and vanish on holiday for a fortnight (somewhere secure).
Hancock: … (tries to look professional for the camera)
Patel: tough on zombies, tough on the cause of zombies (immigrants). Did I say "immigrants" enough? I meant immigrants! (Not like me.)