Oh. Oh my.

#YouFindARock. An actual rock for once, not a solitary mineral.

It’s shiny & irresistible.
You reach down and pick up the fist-sized shiny grey rock. It twinkles in the daylight.

>
> Pet

You stroke your fingers across the satiny surface, appreciating both the smooth sensation beneath your fingertips and the gentle waves of the undulating foliation.

You could sit here all day petting this beauty.

>
> Lick

You nibble at the phyllite, well-aware that while flavour is diagnostic for some minerals, licking is an act of idle curiosity for rocks with mixed composition.

You taste salty sea spray from the beach, but mostly enjoy the textures.

>
> Analyse

Phyllite a mid-grade metamorphic rock, a slate or shale subjected to enough pressure and heat to re-orient its mica flakes into ultra-glittery alignment.

The wavy crenulation tells you it was floated, then pressure directions shifted & refilled it.

>
> Snuggle

You cuddle the rock close, resting your cheek on its surface, and tighten your arms in a fierce hug.

You squeeze tightly. More tightly. Inhumanly tightly over geologic timescales. Your snuggle is a squish of epic proportions.

>
> Squeeze moar

You unleash boundless affection, snuggle & squish beyond human limits until atomic bonds break & minerals realign within your grasp.

The sun rises & sets countless times, the very structure of the rock shifting as shiny phyllite metamorphoses into platy schist

>
> Take

With deep satisfaction, you tuck this lovely demonstration of a fundamental rock type into your bag.

You reflect fondly that today’s adventure was a remarkably calm interlude to the multi-hazard chaos descending on North America.

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Dec 26, 2021
The degree of rage I feel when someone flippantly declares getting COVID is inevitable and we should give up is beyond my ability to politely express.

It’s never too late to make things less bad. Like Climate nihilism, it’s self-destructive bullshit & I have no tolerance for it.
Science is an astonishing tool linking cause and effect, enabling us to create a path to any future we want.

It’s not easy! Untangling details can be lifetimes of effort to get right. But the harder part is picking a future, then doing the work.
It’s daunting. We need to do the work individually, but we also need our communities, governments, & everyone everywhere else to do the work.

But if we refuse to surrender to suffering?
If we keep struggling to do better?

We have infinite possible futures that are less bad.
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Mar 9, 2021
You know the rules:

Most vibrantly-coloured rocks are on the Do Not Lick list, but ALL rocks that are literally radiating are definitely on the Do Not Lick list.
> Record scratch

> Freeze frame of you, the protagonist, contemplating the pros and cons of licking a plutonium puck.

“You’re probably wondering how I got here. It all started when I was strolling around France...”

#YouFindARock.

📷 Roberto Bosi Densely-packed crystals of a pale translucent tan spackled a
You pick up the hunk of densely-packed quartz crystals, intrigued by the spatters of matte black.

“Did you mould?!” you ask the rock incredulously. “No, no, that’s not quite right... what IS this?”

>
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Nov 21, 2020
I’m reading a lot of well-intentioned articles that make it clear how many scicomm peeps have no idea disaster risk reduction is a deep field with a lot of research into effective communication.

ProTip: Using fear & shame as motivation backfires when applied to public health.
I can’t write this article (or even thread!) right now as I’m under medical orders to drop my stress levels (ahahahahasob), but...

If you’re writing well-intentioned pieces trying to influence pandemic behaviour, please take some cues from disaster sociology research. It exists!
Fundamental premise:
Vanishingly few people make active choices they believe will endanger themselves or the people they love.

If they’re making “bad” choices, it’s a fundamentally different risk perception. Until you understand how & why, your argument will miss its audience.
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Gritty has found rocks.

They are all safe but boring to lick. It’s a solid selection of common crystals from a rock shop or museum gift store.

I do have a few questions.
If you go outside and pick up a stray rock, it’s probably quartz.

This looks like quartz. Quartz is an excellent oscillator that is piezoelectric & resonates well.

White sand is also quartz, and is near oceans.

Conclusion: Gritty can use quartz as a distributed spy network.
I have questions on this ID.

If it’s rose quartz, it’s about as fun as licking a window for flavour.

But it could easily be pink halite (like Himalayan rock salt!). If it is...? Lick it! Lick it moar!
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Nov 19, 2020
I’m stunned that we’re losing Arecibo.

Even if you don’t pay much attention to ground-based astronomy, you know this telescope from pop culture & movies. It’s somewhere special. nature.com/articles/d4158…
This article from just before the closing announcement is fantastic for the context of why Arecibo is so unique:
space.com/arecibo-observ…
I just...

I know we’ve got a lot going on, especially with the mass casualty event scheduled shortly after US Thanksgiving.

But take some time to read the Arecibo tributes as they come out. They won’t be cheerful. But they’ll be heartfelt.
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Nov 14, 2020
Irregular reminder that landslides can behave like fluids.

(Thank you for all the pings!)
Landslides get weird when there really big, and can start behaving more like fluids than solids once they’re over the half million cubic meter mark.

...which was pretty much why I wrote a thesis once upon a time: io9.gizmodo.com/why-are-huge-l…
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Why?

Because they’re a mixed mess of materials that act differently when moving than when still. You can’t just sample a tree trunk, some peat, and water to figure out the rheologic properties (how it flows).
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