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Aug 25, 2020 • 11 tweets • 6 min read • Read on X
Ultimately, it comes down to whether the captain has the ability to recognise class, or whether he’s going to rely on the ephemeral & frankly irrelevant detail that I’ve only scored one run so far this season.
Anyway, even if I am going to be shamefully mistreated by the captain tomorrow, it’s all in a good cause, so I suppose I’ll just have to lump it...
Texting Damian Lewis right now... #Doos
A pullulating match sees @AuthorsCC bowl the Actors for 143 in their 40th over. To my huge relief, I find myself sufficiently recovered from my #EliteSportsInjury to #BLAST out the Actors’ openers, & register figures of 8-1-29-2.

This triples my wickets this season... Image
In the @AuthorsCC innings, we are currently wobbling at 22/3.

Fortunately, we bat all the way down to 11...
20 overs drinks break. @AuthorsCC 63/5, needing 144 off 40 overs.

Elite athlete @Hemmch (23*) prepares to steer us home... Image
Oh.
The Actors (who are all much younger than us) have reduced @AuthorsCC to 73/8.

I am in next. Hopeful of adding to the one run I have scored so far this season...
Huge tension. @AuthorsCC 111/8 off 34 overs. 33 runs needed off the last 6 overs. Fantastic batting from @theoldbatsman & @CCampbell_Agent.

The Actors pulling an underhand trick by bringing back their opening bowlers...
Well, @AuthorsCC lose a nail-biting match by 12 runs. I would have hit a couple of sixes to win it, but @CCampbell_Agent displayed his degree in people by ordering me to play straight, so obviously I then got caught behind, sigh.
(However, on a positive one, I did triple my tally of runs for the season by scoring 2.)

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To the seas of Suffolk, there to embark tomorrow with @jamiembrixton on a journey across England to Blackpool: coast to coast, as directly as we can, stopping off along the way to admire & explore what may lie in our path... Image
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Huge disappointment as the first match of the @AuthorsCC’s season is CANCELLED. ☹️
Still - I am yet to be dismissed this season!
Also - after 4 hours tuition yesterday in the art of fly-fishing - I am ready to take up A NEW SPORT Image
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Up bright and early, to set off with @jamiembrixton on a tour of pre-Norman Conquest Kent! #PreConquestKent Image
Huge excitement as we arrive at the first stop on our tour of #PreConquestKent: a Romano-British temple found during the building of a housing estate in Newington, just off Watling Street.

@jamiembrixton engages in some top archaeological research, scoping out the very site. Image
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The readiness of faith leaders to ignore the evidence of history should it conflict with their doctrinal positions is always a bit depressing
No! By and large, we owe what survives of classical literature to Christian copyists. Christian emperors might order heretical & astrological books burned - but there was never any campaign to destroy pagan learning. Quite the opposite, in fact.
This, by @TimONeill007, is an excellent summary of why the notion that Christians destroyed classical learning is a myth of the kind that atheists pride themselves on opposing. (Whereas in fact they tend merely to be recycling Protestant anti-Catholicism) historyforatheists.com/2020/03/the-gr…
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Jan 17, 2023
To the ancient city of Mandu, for a millennium and more a mighty stronghold, but also, in the 15th century, the scene of what @DalrympleWill has described as “one of the most singular experiments in pleasure that the world has ever seen.”
“Ghiyath Shahi filled Mandu with no less than 16,000 beautiful female slaves and the good-looking daughters of his feudatory rajahs; the walled hilltop citadel was defended by an army of five hundred armour-clad girls from Abyssinia.”
Ghiyath Shah’s other enthusiasms included: samosas (“don’t forget to add saffron, fried aubergines & ginger”); hunting; perfumes (especially aromatic oils); and aphrodisiacs (“sparrow brains fried in milk and ghee”).
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The lift and changing rooms in the White Stuff.

H/t Hannah Robinson’s excellent @secret_unusual guide to Edinburgh
“The lodge is designated No. 1 in Scotland & it may well be the oldest Freemason lodge in the world. References are made to it in 1504 & it holds minutes of the oldest Masonic meeting on 31 July 1599, making it the world’s oldest Masonic document.” #Edinburgh
The birthplace of James Clerk Maxwell, without whom I would have been unable to post this tweet
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