“Dominic Presumptuous Counter Culture Skidmark Cummings, most mighty Emperor of Lilliput, life-coach to the universe, whose
2d, He shall stop interrupting the deputy-emperor’s IT lessons.
3d, He shall stop ranting about Star Trek, specifically the continuity errors in Deep Space 9, the efficiency savings that could have been made
5th, He shall stop putting her on speaker phone.
6th, He shall stop whistling the tune from Crossroads.
Given at our palace at Belfaborac, the twelfth day of the ninety-first moon of our reign.”
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