In case you missed it, this official communication from the party of government included the following sentence: “In the depths of these narrow passage ways tread squads of ulez enforcers dressed in black, their faces covered with masks terrorising communities at the beck and call of their Labour mayor master."
Boris Johnson returned to the Dominican Republic for the easter break - staying at the villa owned by Sam Blyth, his millionaire cousin who helped him get an £800,000 loan.
For example, while there are (sniffy) references to 'gender fluidity' and gender positivity throughout, the number 72 only appears in page numbers and footnotes.
Nowhere does it provide evidence of children being taught there are "72 genders".
Matt Hancock met with representatives of US tech firm Palantir at the height of the pandemic, offering to hand them the private information and Covid test results of millions of Brits.
Emails detailing what took place in the October 8, 2020 meeting can be revealed for the first time, after an 18 month battle with DHSC.
They were only disclosed after the Information Commissioner stepped in and ordered them to do so.
The government insists it did not deliberately resist the release of the emails, claiming they only broke the statutory time limit by 17 months because they were just really busy.
One day, Westminster will stop whinging about being made suffer the consequences of the expenses scandal.
But not today.
Perhaps if there was an acceptance that it was the generations of the political class caught with their fingers in the till who were to blame for the public anger, rather than whingeing about the public being angry...then people would be less angry.
Scott Benton's donation went unnoticed by some, because while it was on the Electoral Commission database, he hasn't declared it on the Register of Interests.
He says he doesn't have to because it was to his local association, not to him directly, and they're "separate entities"
Other MPs have declared similar donations from IX Wireless to their associations on the Register, under section 2a of the rules. For example.