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That's him committing Perjury before Congress (about not committing Treason).

If you owned Facebook, along with all its computer programmers, plus had a net worth of ~$90 BILLION, would you:

a) Confess and hope for a short prison sentence, or
b) Repeat what you did for PUTIN?
That's him committing Perjury before Congress (about not committing Treason).

If you owned Facebook, along with all its computer programmers, plus had a net worth of ~$90 BILLION, would you:

a) Confess and hope for a short prison sentence, or
b) Repeat what you did for PUTIN?
Namely, find a better candidate than Trump (not hard) and microtarget Facebook account holders and install the guy in the White House (with the understanding that he'd Pardon you if the DOJ ever figured out what you did).

Paducah Pete enters the race and, apparently, he's our...
Savior!

He speaks 27 languages and doesn't need a chessboard to play chess, and every speech he gives is generated by a computer algorithm that maximizes his poll numbers.

But he flopped in the polls.

Desperate, it finally dawned on him that Trump takes bribes, so they meet.
Crooked POTUS, meet Rich Traitor...

It was love at first sight.

(Find yourself a puppy who looks at you like this and adopt him/her. You'll thank me later.)

Next time you get attacked by a swarm of trolls defending Trump, that's Mr Z fulfilling the other part of his deal.
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