He's like "no mr bond, expect to die from my CYBORG BOARS" as a hatch opens
5 potbellied piglets come bumbling in, each wearing what is obviously a recycled nintendo power glove
Literally Siri's voice booms out "I'm sorry, I couldn't understand that."
Turns out, all he's actually built was that presentation and a cheap drone with a laser pointer duct-taped on
A hatch opens. A single duck waddles in, wearing a cheap pokemon costume designed for dogs and that doesn't fit it right
Bond feels his head. Duct-taped to the side of his head is a wii remote.
Bond: I'm honestly not sure what you are even trying to accomplish here. What is this dog supposed to be doing?
Musk: it's not a dog, Mr Bond. It is a HOLOGRAM!
Bond: pretty sure your hologram just peed on the floor
Musk: it is a VIRTUAL LIFEFORM
Bond: you're holding an energy drink
Musk: not an energy drink, Mr Bond, but the cure for death, it-
Bond: it's a 4 loko
Musk: no it's not