The Bitcoin version will do this, out of respect to the Bitcoin principles.
Let's illustrate the power of fee unit economics over promotional dilutive fee economics:
It cost me everything I had to build this, plus aid of other investors. We spent probably 2 months of 1 guy's time programming vesting, plus another week of testing recently. I couldn't 1 man prototype a contract on the EVM, building on BTC stack.
Trying to hit the sweet spot.