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With regard to "We had somebody get on a plane from a certain city this weekend, and in the plane it was almost completely loaded with thugs, wearing these dark uniforms," I will remind you that the President is a replacement-level Facebook Gossip Elder. newrepublic.com/article/159021…
Trump compulsively adds hedges and decimal points to shit he makes up to make it seem more convincing, which is something that little kids also like to do but also gives us the opportunity to imagine a plane that's 90% masked antifa commandos and also a few business travelers.
/sitting in my assigned seat answering email as the plane fills up with the looters and the rioters and the anarchists after the gate agent calls the Antifa Select Plus group to board "Uh, check please."
I know it's just his Powerful Mind Excellence botching a post that someone showed him, but it's perfect to me that Trump thinks there are 225 professional antifa commandos in America who fly from city to city racking up frequent flyer miles like George Clooney in Up In The Air.
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