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Sep 2, 2020 25 tweets 8 min read Read on X
Let the first @CrusaderKings Twitter adventure begin!

You voted for Viking era Cornwall. The northmen are ravaging Britain. Ivar the Boneless is being a git. Down south, all is quiet in Cornwall and Wessex. But for how long?

Meet Petty King Dumnarth II. This is us. #liveThread Screenshot of Dumnarth. He ...Map of northern Europe in g...
You'll notice Leon lurking down at the bottom in that map as a small Viking kingdom. They're currently in a war with Wessex. If we get a chance, we'll pounce on them early.
Btw, I'm playing this slower than I normally would, so expect thread progress to be slower than normal.

Have a sunbeam kitty to tide you over. Black and white kitty spraw...
Okay. Things. Been taking the time to look around and try and find a good alliance (there isn't one. Stupid babyless Wessex) and set stuff. Up. but we're cooking now. We're getting a claim on Leon (Holy war would drag other vikings in), and digging for secrets in our court. screenshot showing channel ...
We do, however, have one good option: betrothe our son and heir Ricat to a princess of Lotheringia. They're a BIG power, and that should scare any Viking claimants to our kingdom off.

This one is even comely! Betrothal screen showing ri...
Comely is an inheritable trait (this game does PROPER genetics now, which is amazing), so this seems like a win-win.

Who doesn't want nice looking grandkids? screenshot showing that com...
Hmmm. Something tells me I should be nice to my neighbour. I have a good feeling about him. Earl of Dorset. A Brilliant...
WOOHOO! king of lotharingia accepti...
Who then immediately calls me into a war. 😬😂

Ah shit. Oh well.

Hopefully they stay away from Cornwall. Call to arms from the king ...
We've gone scholarship focus, as I'm thinking the best thing we can do right now is focus on local development and creating good kids. it'll pay off in the long run. learning lifestyle focus sc...
Welp. There goes the neighbourhood. screenshot showing scottish...
Right. We have a claim on Leon. If we get Leon, I think we're sorted, as we're actually running a slight loss economically at the moment (on cash reserves from pope and events).

If not, this will be a short run... event box - we have a claim...
This is why we've been running at a loss btw. I burned our early game cash on some men at arms to complement my levies. I learned last night that it's worth it early on, if it lets you grab territory quickly from weaker neighbours.

It's a worthwhile up front YOLO investment. 1k Cornish troops seiging d...
But if they pick up good allies and suddenly your targets disappear, you're basically screwed and might as well just end the run.

It's high risk/high reward.
Also, ransom EVERYONE early on if you capture them, if you can. Do it while your enemy can still pay full price. Because if you're winning the battles/sieges anyway, than the early cash boost is WAY more useful to you than war score. Ransom screen for the heir ...
HUZZAH! HUZZAH! victory screen in Leon war
How Britain and Ireland look now. Britain and Ireland. Jorvik...
Oh God. I HATE it when I'm just out for a walk and this happens. Event pop up "declarat...
Welp. There goes Lotharingia. Time to break that betrothal and try and find a new ally... Defeat screen showing Lotha...
Well hello Mercia... Mercian Alliance!
Which is handy, because that means I can go to war for Carmarthenshire with Mercia's help! Mercian and Cornish armies ...
Meanwhile, I'm indulging in a little alchemy. As you do.

Proving VERY useful for cashflow! event popup for turning lea...
Well we now own Carmarthenshire, but we may have a MASSIVE problem.

Wessex and Mercia just went LOLLARD.

DUN DUN DUN. religious map mode. shows L...
Okay, lunchtime.

Been really enjoying this save, and that Lollard outbreak seems a good point to pause this run.

I think after lunch I may do Sicily, just to show some variety, as a new thread.

In the meantime, here is a cat still in a sunbeam. New pose! Cat sprawled out in a sunbe...

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Even as they were doing more than anyone else.
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