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It has got to be Ted Wheeler’s day!

Since he’s moving, we decided to all chip in and get him a very reputable moving company to help

Baal & Lucifer Movers.

They also go by BLM so you know they are safe to be left alone.

Hope all of your furniture is longer than 6’ that’s heavy. Don’t want to violate Social Distancing guidelines.

I heard their Yelp reviews are just “Fire”, and we ONLY want the BEST for you and your family during this Stage 6 Pandemic where the streets are littered with corpses
I heard Cuba is very nice this time of year. You will be there just in time for the leaves to fall from the trees.

Don’t mind the thousands of “humans” that will fall from trees. The Military patented the ultimate way to never take again! You tie something to whatever is in
The tree with something that will hold it above the ground. It’s really slick. I call them “Cuban Human Windchimes” myself. They only give out a deep bass sound once so it’s a real catchy tune.

Wear sunscreen!!!

Surf’s up!
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