Raise your hand if you suggested your 14 year old daughter listen to this new song you heard about called #WAP before you read the lyrics. 🙋🏼♂️🙋🏼♂️🙋🏼♂️
Thus leading to an informative discussion about which emoji means vagina.
🍑?
🛶?
🌮?
👛?
And all the penis emojis.
🌂🐓🍌🍆🌭🥍🖍
Then why a common anatomical term like clitoris doesn’t get a suggested spelling. It is a body part. Like the skull.
Anyway even a 14 year old can recognize how weird we are about body parts. And bodily functions. And sex. All of which are basic aspects of human existence.
No wonder we in medicine have this uphill battle trying to discuss body parts and educate people around sex and sexually transmitted diseases.
Sometimes I forget we left Europe and made America because they weren’t puritanical enough back there...
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Here’s the K-M survival curve from the recent #semaglutide #ozempic paper in non diabetics from the NEJM.
I’m going to teach you how to read a KM curve in a few steps.
First, let’s discuss the deception presented here.
Lincoff AM, Brown-Frandsen K, Colhoun HM, Deanfield J, Emerson SS, Esbjerg S, Hardt-Lindberg S, Hovingh GK, Kahn SE, Kushner RF, Lingvay I, Oral TK, Michelsen MM, Plutzky J, Tornøe CW, Ryan DH; SELECT Trial Investigators. Semaglutide and Cardiovascular Outcomes in Obesity without Diabetes. N Engl J Med. 2023 Nov 11. doi: 10.1056/NEJMoa2307563. Epub ahead of print. PMID: 37952131.
This is actually 2 KM curves superimposed on one another. The honest KM curve is shown here.
If you are reading this correctly, you should be unimpressed. Which is why the authors chose to add a magnified version on top of all that white space.
Here’s what they added. It’s like a photo of the other curve taken under a microscope.
It makes the effects look much bigger (and faster). Which is a fair goal if you are trying to impress…
I take a call from the ER about Miguel McJohsonberg in room 13. While I’m on the phone I open up his chart and start reading his personal business. His labs. His meds. The DC summary of his last admission. …
All the while he has not given me expressed permission. It is a violation.
We all agree to this violation. He bought his ticket. He knew what he was getting in to. …
Twelve hours later he is unconscious and intubated and the surgeons get permission from his friend to disarticulate his left leg at the hip for a necrotizing skin and soft tissue infection. …
(For those who don’t know my schtick, I often start with a controversial statement like this. While it’s true, it’s not the point of this essay. You have to keep reading…)
Your employer is smart.
They know what they sell—completed, signed notes. They need lots of them. Big ones. Procedural ones. It doesn’t actually matter at all who is writing them as long as they are good enough to sell for revenue. 2/x
The one thing your employer does not want is a bunch of expensive grey haired doctors shuffling around caring about stuff. That business model stinks.
The work is slow. They cost of labor is high. Old doctors are finicky. What a disaster.
3/x