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Sep 4, 2020 6 tweets 1 min read Read on X
All, let's get some nicknames for the China Watcher community going - feel free to suggest new ones and/or vote for your favorites:

Bethany Allen-Ebrahimian = Rapunzel
General R Spalding = General Basketball
Professor C Balding = Professor Rogaine

(1/n)
Gordon Chang = Nostradamus
Bill Bishop = Shabi
Adrian Zenz = Heil Turkestan

(2/n)
John Garnaut = The Princeling from Down Under
Mike Forsythe = Mike from Accounting

(3/n)
Current government officials edition!

Mike Pillsbury = K Street Doughboy
Peter Navarro = The Grinch who Tariffed Christmas
Matt Pottinger = The Bacha Bazi Enabler
Mike Pompeo = Pomp and Circumference

(4/n)
Please help me with some of these regime propagandists:

Edward Wong
Josh Chin
Paul Mozur
Philip Wen

(5/n)
thank you @abovetheclouds @ProleLumpen

James Palmer = Beijing Duck
Leta Hong Fincher = Purity

(6/n)

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1/ The problem with even less toxic faux-progressives like Tobita is that their takes are devoid of geopolitical context.

AOC speaks up about Tibet because Tibet is a salient issue to India, and a Dem POTUS is pushing a diplomatic initiative with India, Japan, and Australia.
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3/ This, again, also extends to why I find the Tobita, Promise Li, Wilfred, and the rest of the "Lausan Left" so troublesome, because they have shown at most lip service tut-tutting to how their progressive ideals are used for decidedly unprogressive ends
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Got some pushback on this so let me elaborate
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If you're a "progressive" or "leftist" who believes constructing separatist identities on an island claimed by one nuclear superpower and under the security umbrella of another nuclear superpower is a good thing, you should check yourself into the nearest mental health facility.
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