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Sep 5, 2020 7 tweets 4 min read Read on X
Let me say that after a good number of years, and being familiar with the work of David Graeber (RIP, I still can't believe it), I take this advice with some skepticism.

Interview for jobs is luck. You can never know why or why you didn't get a job. @johnnjenga #maishakazini
Dressing as best you can and being punctual are definitely a good thing to do. But you should do it because of you, not because that's what will impress interviewers.

As for doing research on the company?

From my experience, it can go either way. #maishakazini
Interviews are sadistic games. You have to show that you know enough, but not too much. If you are enthusiastic with ideas, in this Kenya, it's likely that you will not get the job.

Because the interviewers might feel that their own jobs will be threatened by you. #maishakazini
People should find out not just about the institution, but look for udaku. Who REALLY calls the shots in that institution? What's their personality? Do they drink, sleep with colleagues, have a family, party?

Look for the bosses on shosho meendia and guuguu. #maishakazini
This is where some literature might have helped, but you called it a useless subject. So let me try teaching it in a tweet.

Once you find out what the person is like, figure out the buzz words they might like to hear. Use them subtly. Don't be obvious. #maishakazini
Learn from spies and seducers. They know the right buttons to press and to pretend that that's not what they're doing.

And if you do get the job, be prepared to continue selling your soul there. Pick a favorite bar or church to attend regularly. You'll need one. #maishakazini
For those who think this is an injustice, that people shouldn't have to give up their dignity to be employed, you'll need to fight politically for an economy that does not make work so demeaning and oppressive.

That is why #maishakazini exists. youtube.com/playlist?list=…

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Mar 10
I think colonialism in Kenya has to be analyzed in unique terms. I've read about settler colonies in the Atlantic and Pacific, in Zimbabwe, South Africa and Algeria, but I don't think any of those countries has produced an indigenous middle class as confused as Kenya's.
I've tried to figure out what was unique about Kenya, and the only thing I can come up with is that we were colonized by British elites. Bruce Berman says that Kenya had the highest number of public school British people in the colonial administration and missions.
Carey Francis, the guru of the whole lot, was educated at Cambridge. He set the tone for academic snobbery and suffocating moralism that stifles the Kenyan mind.

The missionaries set the tone for a major hypocrisy that has infected the Kenyan elite and middle class.
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We're being gaslit here.

1. CBC was not a curriculum review. It was a system REPLACEMENT. If it was a curriculum review, all that would have changed is the content (curriculum is a posh term for content) without bringing back pre-8.4.4 system.

But politicians wanted optics.
2. Competency is not a new thing. It has been around for over a century. In fact, it's quite similar to the logic of TVET, that's why Zakayo didn't replace the system. He believes in TVET, where knowledge is only physical or technical. #thesituationroom
3. The idea of "application" as the king of assessing knowledge is completely wrong, @nduokoh. It is a fantasy of employers, and of colonial settlers before them. It is an idea for blocking Africans from thinking, from the days of Booker T till now. #thesituationroom.
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Dec 31, 2023
My thoughts on housing levy, which I hope are the last.

The point of thinking is to put events in their context. I have now learned that that is absolutely hated by the Kenya elite and the middle class. But I will do it anyway. 🧵

My context starts here.
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We were told in 2019 that CBK was replacing the old 1000 notes to get rid of money laundering. But in Kenya, we know that the truth will never be in the newspapers, and so we cannot ignore explanations that are not officially endorsed. Grace Musila talks about this reality.
The rumor was that Muigai was targeting his faux-brother, and eventual nemesis and later president, because the brother had a lot of money. Churches was the most notorious recipient.

But even if that wasn't true, I know that Kenya has a lot of money but no production.
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Nov 28, 2023
It's so useless to talk of decolonizing the mind when we don't even know what the mind is. Kenyans' hatred of knowledge and thinking, no matter the source of knowledge, shows that we don't even know what the mind is. So what are we decolonizing?
For example, we seem not to see that there's a difference between knowing an event happened and interpreting what that event MEANS. To interpret what it means requires knowledge of history and consciousness of narratives.
Narratives are stories, or the links between different events and meanings. Narratives are the things that tell us that if A happens, it means B. In Kenya, we have left that function to the government, the media and the church, which encourage us to hate history and thinking.
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Nov 15, 2023
This is simple the way to understand these fee hikes.

We're being charged for existing. That's it.

The very act of being alive is being reduced to a cost of the government. It's a colonial, anti-human, philosophy that makes should make us extremely angry. 🧵
Think of it this way.

Can we live without ID cards? Yes. Can we be married without government certificates ? Yes. Will we die without death certificates? Yes. Can we c ross borders without passports? Yes.

In other words, government documents are not a necessity.
If we can do these things without certificates, it means it's not us who who need the certificates, but the government itself. So really, this paperwork is not a "service" to wananchi. The government needs these documents more than we need the government.
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The cruelty of the arts industry leaves me speechless. I've talked about that cruelty many times, but the Euro-centric glam discourse of tabloids makes it very difficult to have a sober conversation about the arts in Kenya. nation.africa/kenya/life-and…
I tell students that they must sit and reflect on the arts, not just perform the arts. You know what? They don't listen because they are getting gigs from corporates at minimum pay. Nini Wacera mentions it when she talks of companies hiring babies with no professional experience.
And then she makes the important point that this lack of respect for arts as a profession makes us have poor quality production.

At the heart of it, is the lack of respect for the arts as WORK.

That's why we must stop talking of the arts as "talent."
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