Thread by @flying_rodent

What did you do at work today honey
Not much, just intentionally crapped on the life of a random suburban middle manager for no discernible reason, out of spite really. How bout u

https://twitter.com/flying_rodent/status/1302547681076817920

There are many better human beings than these in our prisons.

#BuyAPaper

Horrifying to think Britain had to go one whole day without these wonderful people, their high quality product and their entirely honourable, non-toxic behaviour

Imagine if you will being a time traveller from 1989 discovering that thirty years later, the exact same people are still freaking out about political correctness gone mad
in much the same way, with barely a tweak to the formula.

LOL my man the British press is “free” largely in the sense that consumers can choose whether they would like the idiotic panic-mongering over The Woke Brigade to contain long words or not.

Up next - If you don’t like racist cartoons on marmalade jars then fuck you, says Judy