I have another mom story.
My mom is 84. She likes to do things herself. They should then also be perfect.
I seek a historical story to make my point. Ah...yes... the dinner gown. Fitting story.
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I would swear...
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She's 84 and just painted her own house up on a ladder, 100% by herself. Last year she replaced all the trim.
What did you do in August?
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My mother may have poured a drink in her sister's beehive.
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My mother spent the next six months hand-beading a skin tight Liz Claiborne Petite black evening gown until it shimmered like jewels when she was escorted to the captains table. My aunt looked nice in the...
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That's my mom. Six months of bloody fingertips because her sister insulted her dress.
She does things herself. Tonight on the phone:
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"I have this pillow. It was too fluffy. Too many feathers."
Me: "Did you try squishing it?"
Mom: "No, it was wrong. There were just too many feathers."
"What did you do?"
"I cut it open..."
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"I took out the extra feathers and put them in a box on the table, then was sewing it shut."
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"Then the cat jumped on the pillow, with the hole aimed at me, and it exploded..."
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and the cat, and the box and the feathers all fell off the table...
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Set on high.
In her living room that she just scrubbed and polished and vacuumed for her sister's up coming visit.
I was laughing too much to hear the rest of the story-but I believe it may have included a few choice words.