1. What a shame the Rule of Law is fickle.

It applies when a protester calls a politician a 'Nazi',

But not when a politician calls 52% of voters 'Fascists'.
2. It applies when the UK hints at breaching a treaty,

But not when the EU sticks 2 fingers up at the German Constitution.
3. It applies when a man urinates next to a monument,

But not when others deface monuments.
4. It applies when someone with a criminal conviction is prevented from managing a suburban building society branch,

But not when a person with previous presides over the European Central Bank.
5. It applies when a campaign group exceeds its budget,

But not when a defunct political Party loses its accounts.
6. It applies in Brexit negotiations,

But not when a previous govt. went against NATO, the EU & the Security Council to enter into war with a country that posed no proven imminent threat.
7. It applies if you fail to microchip your pet,

But not if you bludgeon a fox & brag about it on social media.
8. According to MSM, it applies if you visit your parents in Durham,

But not if you visit your (ex Labour Party) parents in Wales.
9. It applies if you use the 'n' word,

But not if you refer to Cabinet members as 'coconuts'.
10. It applies if you're beaten in Hong Kong,

But in France there's nothing to see here.
11. It applies if you prorogue Parliament,

But not if you gift control of the Commons to a rabble of remainers.
12. It applies if you take measures to protect free movement of goods within the UK,

But not if you interpret provisions in a way that could prevent food entering Northern Ireland from GB.
13. It applies when Russian interference is suspected,

But not so much when a certain Belgian assists the Lib Dems in their 'Stooooop Brexit' campaign.
14. It applies to International Treaties, even when the other side mislead,

But not when it comes to our Constitutional Law:

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3 Sep


a. There's a lot happening within the Government at the moment. As if Brexit wasn't enough to contend with, Whitehall is undergoing enforced change & the old guard aren't going silently or graciously.
b. Then of course there's the pandemic, with the loss of lives and livelihoods.

The media are intent on focusing our attentions on the shortcomings, but beneath the noise of trivia, massive changes are taking place. It's just that we have no journalists to discuss them with us.
c. Since the GE last December the following positive actions have been undertaken by the Government:

1. When China reneged on the One Country 2 Systems promise, we were quick to condemn China & equally quick to offer a home to eligible Hong Kongers.
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1 Sep
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1. Further to my tweet from last night. Listened to most of the debate today. The SNP were playing silly buggers. Their Rural Affairs Minister enthusiastically supported the Bill, but they decided to oppose it in the Commons 🤷
2. Typical showboating by the SNP, just for the sake of it.

Labour on the other hand supported the Bill & I was impressed with Luke Pollard, who put forward sensible & coherent arguments for the amendments from the Lords.
3. I felt Labour were actually doing what they're meant to do. Adding to the debate, flushing out detail & trying to ensure the Bill creates jobs, rather than just feathering the nests of big fishery concerns.
Read 8 tweets
23 Aug


1. It was always thus. Those who disregarded our fishing industry did so out of ignorance of its importance, for it goes to the very heart of our island heritage & maritime history.
2. I've been anxious about the new Fisheries Bill which hasn't made the progress I'd hoped for. It was stuck at the report stage in the Lords for ages & is currently due for its second reading in the Commons on 1st September.
3. I have a feeling the Bill's sluggish progress was intentional - the delay allowed for flexibility in the Brexit, fishing opportunities negotiations. And that made me nervous.
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8 Aug

1. So:

Probably not a popular policy, but if I were in Government I'd have secure detention camps for illegal immigrants. Make use of military premises: there's a camp 5 miles up the road from me with dormitories for 600 people - hardly ever used.
2. There must be many similar camps nationwide.

People who arrive here undocumented shouldn't be free to mingle with the population. Some come from regimes with very different cultures to ours & some will have deep hatred for the west. Some will just disappear into society.
3. Putting that risk on citizens is negligent IMO. We don't know who they are, where they are from or whether they have a criminal record or hold extreme views.

'Take back control' and mean it.
Read 8 tweets
15 Jul


1. Something had to give sooner or later. It took a pandemic to force the issue in a most painful manner. The age of excess & the crazy upside down world of make belief.
2. By example, I live near a wedding venue. 20k weddings which you'd imagine are for the wealthy, but many are just low wage earners: shop assistants, cleaners & warehouse workers having their 1 magical day. On the credit card.
3. Rented home, car on lease, a life on the tick. I've heard a few tales of couples getting divorced before the wedding day debt has been paid off. Couples starting out life together saddled with debt & little prospect of buying a place of their own.
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8 Jul


1. Waiting for the grown ups to enter the room.
2. It's been years & the media are still faffing around with gossip & bitch fests when massive events & changes are happening globally. I hadn't followed politics for years until 2 years after the referendum. There was nothing to support - vote for whom you like, get a Blairite.
3. No real difference between the main parties & then boom, it all blew up. Corbyn took Labour further leftwards, the Lib Dems made shrieking noises only audible to cats & dogs and the Tories, finally, after decades of in Party disagreement, answered the EU membership question.
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