I’m now going to give the five dimensional chess explanation of the current debacle...
It goes something like this.
The government is in a terrible mess.
Through what can only be described as abject incompetence it failed to understand the WA it had so triumphantly trumpeted.
The WA makes no trade deal impossible for this government as a practical matter.
Sure, the government is cool with no deal to some extent but even this government knows that the pandemic transforms it from disaster to calamity.
At the same time, the government is in deep political trouble: the pandemic response has been terrible; Starmer is quite good; the ERG is threatening trouble.
So you need to find a way of getting the best deal you can but with the right signalling to all sides.
Detonating the WA has the pleasing positive attributes of luring Labour into a Brexit trap, demonstrating to the ERG you’re hard as nails, and maybe persuading the EU to give a little more.
But at the same time, you know the Bill has virtually no chance of becoming law.
At which point, you can blame the nasty remainers saboteurs and sign the deal.


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