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Roughly 100% of people on the west coast are dealing with burning eyes from wildfire smoke, so here are a few eye care tips...
First, invest in some artificial tears. No redness relievers. If you use visine, you might as well just waft smoke directly into your face while screaming “why is this not helping?!”
Don’t rub your eyes or at least wash your hands before rubbing your eyes. You don’t want dirt, ash, or gender reveal party residue to be transferred from your hand to your eye.
Finally, stay indoors and keep the smoke out. Avoid using fireplaces, change air filters, surround yourself with fans, wear a hazmat suit, buy an air purifier if you can find one.
Any eye doctor will tell you all these things. There’s nothing else to do but try to get away from the smoke. My eyes burn just as much as everybody else’s. There’s no magic remedy, and by that I mean there’s none left. I am hoarding all of it for myself. Stay safe.

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May 12, 2023
This is a common argument I hear from the pro private equity crowd. I’m trying to reconcile this argument with the business model of PE. Somebody help me. As far as I know, the only ways to generate profit is by cutting costs and/or increasing revenue. (Thread) Image
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One of the challenges with fighting private equity in medicine is the lack of data. We need to look at costs, outcomes, burnout, etc pre/post PE acquisition. We all know pushing medicine further into for profit territory is bad, but we need data to show how bad it is
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Couple things about vision insurance. It’s mostly used for glasses/contacts and routine exams for people with perfectly healthy eyes. Also, it’s dumb. Why would the most important disability accommodation in human history not be covered by medical insurance? Makes no sense…
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I see too many people suckered by health insurance companies into thinking they need vision insurance to see an eye doctor. Not true.
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Guys I’m not being critical. I’m impressed. No way I could just exist undistracted with my own thoughts.
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