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Sep 12, 2020 3 tweets 1 min read Read on X
Did you tidy the house?
I’ve tidied the living room & the bathroom.
What about the kitchen?
Er...
The kitchen is the dirtiest room in the house!
Well...
You’ve made the kitchen worse haven’t you...
Slightly, yes.
Do you even care about living in a tidy house?
What?! Why?!

#LTNS
The kitchen is the most important room to keep clean! If we’re going to get food poisoning, we’ll get it from the kitchen.
Look, when tidying the living room & bathroom there were a few dirty things that I put in the kitchen, where they belonged. But... 2/3
...I don’t think we can clean the kitchen unless we’re prepared to actually rethink laundry, recycling, pet food, compost, heirloom fine china, recipe books & the coffee machine.
So your solution is to make it worse?!
Cleaning the bathroom & living room is not a bad thing!

#LTNs

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