*Buffalo thieves*

When a bunch of thieves steal a buffalo at night, first thing they do is remove bell from buffalo neck. One of the thieves runs in one direction ringing the bell and the other runs in the opposite direction with the buffalo. (1)
It’s dark and so all the villagers run behind the noise of the bell. After a while the thief carrying the bell throws the bell in jungle and runs away. Villagers find the bell and enter the jungle looking for the buffalo and the thief. (2)
At the other end of the village, thief runs away with buffalo.

The analogy here is

Our buffalo: Food, Shelter, Education, Jobs, Healthcare, Infrastructure, Women safety and empowerment, Covid, Inflation, Economy, Prices, Development....(3)
Buffalo Bell: SSR, Rhea, Kangana, Thackeray, Karan Johar, Taimur, Bollywood, Drugs, Sunanda Pushkar....

Bell Thief: News channels. (4)

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