Thread: Joke of the day
In Texas there is a town called New Braunfels, where there is a large German-speaking population. One day, a local rancher driving down a country road noticed a man using his hand to drink water from the rancher's stock pond. The rancher rolled down the
window and shouted: "Sehr angenehm! Trink das Wasser nicht. Die Kuehe haben darein geschissen." (This means: “Glad to meet you! Don't drink the water. The cows have shit in it.")
The man shouted back: "I'm from New York, just down here campaigning for Biden's Presidential run.
I can't understand you. Please speak in English."
The rancher replied: "Use both hands."

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