I’ve finally realised! Brexit is jealous of the Good Friday Agreement. The GFA is magic, it looks both ways at once. It’s alchemy. It turns everything to gold. It shouldn’t really work in reality, yet it does. It avoids disappointment on all sides 1.
Brexit wishes it worked like magic, but reality exposes it. It satisfies no one, even the people who love it. It’s a wrecking ball, a destroyer. It has failure built in. 2.
But most of all, the GFA is a success, it’s admired. It’s a masterpiece. It’s internationally applauded. Yes, brexit can never be anything like a peace treaty. It’s too petty,stupid and cruel. Brexit’s architects can never be people fondly remembered. Historical titans 3.
This is the final revenge. All the brexiteers know they will be hated when brexit properly lands. They may have made their money, but they are all narcissists so it will still smart. Brexit is a Mo Mowlam free zone, that’s for sure 4.

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Tell me why?
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