Easy instant pot dakjuk:

Rinse 1 cup rice. Toss it in.

Add 5-7 cups water

Toss in some garlic, salt, etc.

Toss in 1-3 frozen chicken thighs

Pressure cook on high for 35 minutes. Natural release after 10.

Open, smash chicken, stir til sufficiently thick

Eat
You can saute the garlic first, add onions, etc. Use chicken broth instead of water. Stir in pretty much any spices you want.

You can serve by drizzling sesame oil, black pepper, scallions, and hot sauce on top. Make a god cry by placing a fried egg on top.
The important thing is that you add about a 1:5 ratio of rice:water, and let it natural release so the chicken sucks back in the broth it created while further congeefying the rice grains
1 cup of rice and a piece of chicken becomes 5 cups worth of delicious food.
No need to take the chicken out and remove the bones. Just smash it apart with a spoon and eat around whatever bones haven't dissolved.
It's easy, cheap, makes a magically large amount of food, and is perfect comfort food.

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