Greetings from The Garden!!! Haven’t posted for a couple of days due to HUGE trouble here in, well you know where, anyways remember Kenny? Well Kenny was supposed to rake and sweep the surrounding woods. When I asked him why he had not done that he said,
And I quote, “ I got stoned and I missed it.” For fucken real. I’m sick and tired of Gary in HR sending me these losers. So you gotta see what was gonna happen next. Yep, exploding trees right up next to the rutabagas and cabbages. The blaze was intense. I called for air support.
Marshall or who the fuck ever in dispatch Sent a big ole Unicorn Stealth Bomber all right, but all she dropped were Kenny’s inbred siblings an cousins. I called Marshall, “Marshall you dumb fuck, I said re-tar-dent.” He hung up said I was ungrateful.
Well anyway it’s all good now. Harvest back underway. Thank sweet fucken baby Jesus the soup plant wasn’t damaged. That’s all.
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