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There is an archaic rule that pharma companies can't advertise their products, nor can baby product companies. Brands also can't have doctors endorsing them, offering the consumers potential medical reasons/benefits.
This is archaic, IMHO and accordingly what I see is a smart move by the brands - they hire foreign doctors, and shoot the TVCs in their clinics and present to Indian consumers.
Another archaic rule currently in vogue is the media-gag - ruled famously by the ecosystem's favorite poster boy Chandrachud and poster ungle Joseph. This Gopakumar has picked a leaf from their book and is using the same.
We should have foreign news channels report the same using Internet and streaming services. That is the only way to show the MiLawrds that they are stuck in an Utopic History, which they didn't author, nor will they be able to fathom, relative to today's Paradise.
What can their gag do to these streaming services, done by companies based abroad?

Why can't we do that, in order to prove to these Justitutes where they indeed belong - to the dustbin of history?

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