A QAnon guy is currently doing heater maintenance in my basement and talking to his buddy loudly on his cell phone about a YouTube video he saw that said Trump's going to shut down the Federal Reserve so no one will have to pay any interest anymore on their mortgages.
I talked about this kind of shit on CNN back in 1998.

It seemed obvious that once conspiracy theories went from the minimal all text freak outs of, say, J. Orlin Grabbe to something with decent graphic design--and most importantly ads--that a new form of illiteracy would result.
I poked my head out of my office and overheard that he's now moved on to the topic of the Kennedy assassination.

He looks like the DEA agent brother-in-law from "Breaking Bad."
"Now Woody Harrelson's dad was in on it, too. You know that, right? Documented!"
I have to live tweet him now, don't I?
His supervisor showed up and he got off the phone.

They just left.

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Someone should a documentary about sub-James Bond films. Not just Flint, Diabolik or Matt Helm, but stuff like this one.

There were also dozens of fascinatingly weird "off brand" superheroes from France, Italy and Spain.
Dig this motherfucker...
Kriminal from Argentina...
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