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16 Sep, 6 tweets, 2 min read
The farther in time we go, the less possible it is for them to insert other inspirations, such as Greek yogurt or Egyptian cotton.

Already, they are fuming at the difficulty of proving Christmas carols in Rajendra Chozhan's court or Sufi performance in Chandragupta Maurya's.
If someone tells them that the Greek civilization is even older than we think, as new archeological evidence backed by peer-reviewed investigations suggests that Aristotle's ancestor, Chipotle, lived 25000 years ago, they will lap it up as if it was free champagne.

Indian? Meh!
Egyptians not only built pyramids, but icosidodecahedrons that we cannot see because they are embedded in a Calabi-Yau space. No problems.

Egyptian cotton was so valuable that its threads were used to create p-branes. Of course, there's mathematical proof of that.

Indians? Meh!
Romans used sophisticated mathematics using Roman numerals to arrive at the right ingredients for salads. How appetizing!

If not for Romans, the Homo erectus would not have tamed fire a million years ago and we would be living in dark caves. What a civilization!

Indians? Meh!
Morgul Lords were the first to grow rice, onions, peas, lamb, ladles, and cooking pots in desert sands! Awww!

When Morgul Lords were ruling this land which had no name, this land which had no name was the richest in the whole flat world, and sans any GST. Awwwwww!

Indians? Meh!
Basically, how much they can fool people depends on what is called the BCMC framework.

Unearthing new facts pours hot water over BCMC, which they were using till now to confuse us. /

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