My company did a documentary on Somali pirates for HBO a while ago (before me), and I'm reviewing some interesting materials.
It turns out even pirates need money. Boats, guns, parrots, eye patches – they're not cheap. They need startup capital.
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Somali pirates raised funds just like startups to rob ships.
Aspiring pirates get together, and raise capital from friends and enemies. They then set out on their piracy startup to plunder. When they return, they split the booty... "investors" get a cut, like any business.
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That story sounded like a business story I've heard before... The British East India (BEI) company!
People are taught epic businessmen established trade routes for spices. That's not even close to true. It was a piracy startup.
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BEI raised cash, and their first project was robbing a Portuguese ship.
They then repeated, pillaged, and plundered until they crashed. Then the government bailed them out.
Funny how we spun that as epic business people, instead of people that robbed others.
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The left thinks that’s okay. The right thinks it now needs to be sold off.
The elites & their politicians? They don’t want you to realize that Canada Post’s losses were manufactured so they could loot a public asset.
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2/ InnovaPost was Canada Post’s in house IT provider, handling key infrastructure like email and its shipping platform.
Brilliant. This allows internal transfer for the lowest cost, since any profits are returned.
It was sold to Deloitte in 2024. Obvs they must be suckers.
3/ Canada Post built SCI, a third-party logistics company (3LP) w/ synergistic operations. It was one of 🇨🇦’s largest 3PLs, essential ecommerce infrastructure.
“SCI has been a strong performer for the Canada Post Group of Companies over the years,” Canada Post’s CEO in 2024.