My company did a documentary on Somali pirates for HBO a while ago (before me), and I'm reviewing some interesting materials.
It turns out even pirates need money. Boats, guns, parrots, eye patches – they're not cheap. They need startup capital.
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Somali pirates raised funds just like startups to rob ships.
Aspiring pirates get together, and raise capital from friends and enemies. They then set out on their piracy startup to plunder. When they return, they split the booty... "investors" get a cut, like any business.
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That story sounded like a business story I've heard before... The British East India (BEI) company!
People are taught epic businessmen established trade routes for spices. That's not even close to true. It was a piracy startup.
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BEI raised cash, and their first project was robbing a Portuguese ship.
They then repeated, pillaged, and plundered until they crashed. Then the government bailed them out.
Funny how we spun that as epic business people, instead of people that robbed others.
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🇨🇦’s wild these days.
- Money laundering capital of the world
- the global fentanyl “command & control center”
- home to transnational organized crime heads
- at least 1 in 7,800 residents are members of organized crimes.
How did this happen so fast?
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2/ first of all, most folks in 🇨🇦 don’t realize how bad things are yet, they’re just dealing with the consequences.
Soaring housing costs. Rising car thefts. Unaffordable housing, Overdoses in your hood. Violence in your streets.
All related.
3/ 🇨🇦’s home prices soared in the mid-2010s due to laundering.
Fentanyl proceeds were washed in casinos, then layered w/housing. It’s now called the Vancouver model.
Home prices surged since comps were skewed, & launderers WANT to pay more.