My company did a documentary on Somali pirates for HBO a while ago (before me), and I'm reviewing some interesting materials.

It turns out even pirates need money. Boats, guns, parrots, eye patches – they're not cheap. They need startup capital.

Mini 🧵 👇

1/4
Somali pirates raised funds just like startups to rob ships.

Aspiring pirates get together, and raise capital from friends and enemies. They then set out on their piracy startup to plunder. When they return, they split the booty... "investors" get a cut, like any business.

2/4
That story sounded like a business story I've heard before... The British East India (BEI) company!

People are taught epic businessmen established trade routes for spices. That's not even close to true. It was a piracy startup.

3/4
BEI raised cash, and their first project was robbing a Portuguese ship.

They then repeated, pillaged, and plundered until they crashed. Then the government bailed them out.

Funny how we spun that as epic business people, instead of people that robbed others.

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🇨🇦’s wild these days.
- Money laundering capital of the world
- the global fentanyl “command & control center”
- home to transnational organized crime heads
- at least 1 in 7,800 residents are members of organized crimes.

How did this happen so fast?

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2/ first of all, most folks in 🇨🇦 don’t realize how bad things are yet, they’re just dealing with the consequences.

Soaring housing costs. Rising car thefts. Unaffordable housing, Overdoses in your hood. Violence in your streets.

All related.
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Fentanyl proceeds were washed in casinos, then layered w/housing. It’s now called the Vancouver model.

Home prices surged since comps were skewed, & launderers WANT to pay more.

Dive into this later.
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Funny story. About a year ago I was crunching 🇨🇦’s immigration data & found a really neat issue.

… over 1 in 6 of 🇨🇦’s claimed immigrants don’t actually exist in the country.

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2/ I was looking at immigrant cohorts from the 1980s & forward, & noticed an interesting pattern: 1 in 7 would disappear from taxfiler data.

They drop out faster in recent data, but still consistent. In finance a predictable pattern usually means 1 of 2 things: fraud or error.
3/ so I contact Stat Can & inquire to make sure I understood the data correctly. I did.

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🇨🇦 just busted 3 fentanyl labs in 2 days.

All well equipped, industrial scale facilities within a short-drive of each other in BC. All to produce the fentanyl 🇨🇦 totally doesn’t have.

Tragically I’m not your fentanyl czar, but here’s what I’d notice if I were. 😉

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2/ this is a fun photo. Nothing brown is used to synth fentanyl. Precursors are clear or white.

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3/ However, aniline is used to make fentanyl precursors. RCMP said 2 of 3 labs in the fentanyl bust were manufacturing fentanyl.

What was the 3rd? I’m not a fishing license expert like 🇨🇦’s newly appointed fentanyl czar, but it sure looks like a precursor lab.
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Is 🇨🇦’s healthcare system failing due to socialism or capitalism?

Neither. The math is pretty clear—this is just straight up greed, facilitated by crummy people.

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2/ first off, everyone forgets it's hard to be a doctor.

Most people can't finish a book.

A doctor in 🇨🇦 is the result of a 13 year old who decides they'll top their class & do 12-years of post-secondary training to start their career.

Let this point REALLY sink in.
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My point isn't to make fun of politicians...
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In 🇨🇦, we’re so confident that there’s no laundering that politicians confidently slash the budgets. Image
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