My company did a documentary on Somali pirates for HBO a while ago (before me), and I'm reviewing some interesting materials.
It turns out even pirates need money. Boats, guns, parrots, eye patches – they're not cheap. They need startup capital.
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Somali pirates raised funds just like startups to rob ships.
Aspiring pirates get together, and raise capital from friends and enemies. They then set out on their piracy startup to plunder. When they return, they split the booty... "investors" get a cut, like any business.
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That story sounded like a business story I've heard before... The British East India (BEI) company!
People are taught epic businessmen established trade routes for spices. That's not even close to true. It was a piracy startup.
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BEI raised cash, and their first project was robbing a Portuguese ship.
They then repeated, pillaged, and plundered until they crashed. Then the government bailed them out.
Funny how we spun that as epic business people, instead of people that robbed others.
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People think 🇨🇦 is lax on money laundering because it’s good for the economy. Nope.
It’s so much worse. The lax enforcement turned into organized crime capturing 🇨🇦. The legal system is now too scared to act. Seriously.
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2/ First off, let’s talk about how extensive 🇨🇦’s organized crime (OG) problem is. The country’s OG intel agency estimates 2,600 groups operate in the country.
Since a gang is 3 people or more, at minimum they’re estimating 1 in 4000 adults are OC members.
3/ that means the ratio of OC to normal people is higher than the concentration of high school school teachers to people in Toronto.
Think about that for a second—how often do you see high schools across Toronto? Well, you’re more likely to see OC members than a teacher in one.
🇨🇦: fun story. Two guys fight. One gets murdered. The other gets murdered a year later.
🇨🇦's intel agencies pursue evidence alleging they were involved w/criminal activity.
Thankfully the intel agencies were redirected by the real experts—🇨🇦's politicians.
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2/ Good thing. It was the enemies of the politicians all along—India. 🇨🇦’s PM Trudeau notified the public it found "credible rumors.”
🇨🇦 goes from “Modi did it” to denying it, then calling one of its own intel agents a criminal faster than a bank bail out.
So weird. 🤷♂️
3/ anyway, not really about India.
It’s the fact 🇨🇦’s intel agencies are very capable but heavily manipulated by politicians.
They did this w/Sidewinder ~30 years ago—agents had allegations that politicians tried to suppress. Now we’re dealing w/fall out from not addressing it.