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Julius Caesar and Marcus Brutus are at the airport.

Brutus: “Which is our boarding gate Caesar?”
Caesar: “A-2 Brutus”.

Brutus: “And what time is the flight Caesar?”
Caesar: “8:02 Brutus”.
Brutus: “By the way, I have sandwiches. Do you want one Caesar?”
Caesar: “Ate two Brutus
Brutus: “This is an unusual paper size for a ticket. What size is it Caesar?”
Caesar: “A2 Brutus”.

Brutus (Thinking to himself): “This man is really beginning to get on my nerves. One of these days I’m going to have to kill him”.

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