Buhari Regime's Singular Reason for Existing is to Punish Nigerians-THREAD
The Buhari regime's single-minded obsession & raison d'être is to make life a little more miserable than it is already is for everyday folks every day. Its entire policy thrust has been centered around
tactics and strategies for tormenting Nigerians. Introduce charges on bank deposits and call it "stamp duty." Check. Increase tariffs on electricity that's barely there. Check. Increase petrol prices. Check. Regime honchos were running out of ideas on how to make Nigeria an even
more treacherous snake pit than they've already made it. Then one of them had an epiphany: Oh, we can make Nigerian bank account holders re-register their bank accounts even though they already went through hell to get Bank Verification Numbers a few years ago. It's pointless
duplication, sure, but that's not the point. The point is to inflict pain and misery on Nigerians, which is the lifeblood of the Buhari regime. It is what gives it its highs. I hear the policy has been withdrawn now after massive outcry. But there's more on the way.
Regime strategists and tacticians are still brainstorming on the next sadistic agony to visit on Nigerians.
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Lawan and Supreme Court of Shameless Judicial Bandits
I was awoken on this side of the world by news of the reversal by the Nigerian Supreme Court of Senate Pres. Ahmed Lawan's primary election loss. I was already mentally prepared for it after the same Supreme Court affirmed
Godwin Akpabio's fraudulent primary win a few days ago. It's a well-planned judicial choreography. The Nigerian Supreme Court is straight-up the most hopeless Supreme Court in the history of the world's supreme courts. The same Court violated common sense and the will of voters
and gave us a "Supreme Court governor" in Imo State who never even pretended to have won an election. Now it has given Yobe and Akwa Ibom states "Supreme Court senate candidates" in Lawan and Akpabio. Lawan was too busy trying to be APC's presidential candidate to even
“Obi-dients” are the new Buharists. Better get ready for their rank stupidity and pigheadedness should Peter Obi become president. They’re perpetually angry. They're narrowminded, verbally primitive, ignorant, tunnel-visioned automatons who think
their illiterate trolling can stop people from expressing views that're contrary to theirs. They constitute a risible horde of unthinking troll brigade on the Internet & are incapable of the most basic level of cognitive complexity. If you’re not one of them, you're against them.
If you don’t sacrifice your critical faculty on the altar of Peter Obi political idolatry, you’re against their idol. If you write any favorable article about Obi, you’re an unflinching patriot, but if you do the same for Obi’s opponents, you’re a paid supporter of their idol's
A Plea for the FG to Pay Lecturers
Although ASUU strike has been called off and schools are scheduled to resume academic activities from next week, all is not well in most universities. I'm hearing heartbreaking stories of university lecturers who can't feed their families, who
can't buy the medications they need to survive life-threatening illnesses, who can't pay their children's school fees, and who can't even afford the cost of transportation to their schools because they haven’t been paid salaries for the 8 months that they were on strike. It looks
like the federal government is determined to keep its word that it won't pay the lecturers for the period they were on strike. Yes, I'd argued in the past that the government’s insistence on implementing the no-work-no-pay policy was justified in law, but when you know people
Tinubu’s Church Rat Reference to Climate Change Isn't Wrong
I frankly don’t get what people are mocking in Bola Tinubu’s characterization of climate-change policies for poor countries as “a question of how do you prevent a church rat from eating poisoned Holy Communion.” Tinubu
mere deployed familiar ecclesiastical metaphors to capture the dilemma that developing countries face over the dire existential adjustments that climate change policies require of them. He used “church rat” to symbolize a poor nation (Nigerian English speakers often say “as poor
as a church rat” where native English speakers say “as poor as a church mouse” to indicate extreme poverty) and “Holy Communion” to acknowledge the desirability of climate-change policies. But he qualified the “Holy Communion” as “poisoned” to suggest that it’s a bitter pill to
Obi’s Campaign Council Shows He Isn’t Different from APC and PDP
Peter Obi's initial presidential campaign council proves the point I've always made in private to his fervid fans: after all is said and done, Obi is just another Establishment Nigerian politician who has neither
the willingness nor the capacity to be the different and transformational leader that his supporters think he will be. He's merely riding on the crest of the wave of mass discontent with the status quo. The list isn't just inexcusably insular (Igbo men are even state coordinators
for Sokoto and Lagos!), it is also riddled with the type of embarrassing clerical errors and oversights that we've become accustomed to from Nigerian governments. If I were a man that idealistic young men and women have elevated to near sainthood as Obi has been, I would look
Aisha Buhari said she "suffered the consequences" of Buhari's Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD), which she said was triggered by the Civil War, his 1985 overthrow, and his serial electoral losses until 2015.
She claimed that she
"became a physiotherapist" to nurse him to sanity. Well, we know her highest legitimate academic qualification is a diploma in beauty therapy and cosmetology.But even if she truly became a physiotherapist (which Americans call a physical therapist), the fact is, physiotherapists
don't threat mental and emotional illnesses. They only threat physical injuries through physical activity, massage, etc. The specialists who treat mental and emotional illnesses are called psychotherapists.
No wonder that Buhari’s PTSD hasn’t been cured. He was treated by a