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Sep 18, 2020 4 tweets 1 min read Read on X
Just two months ago today, the Feds broke my hand and beat me up...for no reason whatsoever.

I'm fucking entitled to my anger.

Anyone want to dispute that?

#CaptainPortland
Losing followers is the least of my concerns.

If you don't like my words or pictures, just leave.

Don't announce it as if I would care.

I don't.
So, no more DMs or tweets questioning my mental health on any given day.

Okay?

None of y'all truly know me.

No matter how much personal shit I spill in front 60K+ followers.
The fact that you might follow me, is not any kind of leverage in my world.

Don't try to blackmail me with it.

I'll just block you.

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