Thread by @PatTheBerner

#thankapoliceofficerday
Thank you for jailing me for 8 hours because I tried to explain that you were arresting innocent black men instead of the racist skinheads who tried but failed to provoke them.

Also thanks for stealing the money in my wallet & my watch while I was jailed.

Years ago btw. Last year I filmed a car outside my apartment drive away after a woman clearly ran her car into her boyfriend during a domestic fight. He had an obvious punctured lung. I had to argue with cops for an hour to get him medical help. They refused to watch my video.

Also thanks for coming to investigate a hit & run on my car parked on the street and not believing me. My car was hit so hard that it was sideways on the sidewalk. What I appreciate most is covertly giving me an expired registration sticker ticket once I went back inside.

Also a huge thank you to the police officers just this year that came to my parents neighborhood due to a suicide I overheard across the street. Your laughter between each other was very professional and very comforting to the neighbors.