Dear brethren,
If you thought the @SushiSwap saga was savage and unwholesome and disconcerting and exhilarating and titillating, please sit by my 🔥. I have a tale to share that makes sushi look children's theatre.
This is the tale of Avalanche $AVAX
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If you thought the @SushiSwap saga was savage and unwholesome and disconcerting and exhilarating and titillating, please sit by my 🔥. I have a tale to share that makes sushi look children's theatre.
This is the tale of Avalanche $AVAX
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2/ ... a beastly terror of blanketing whiteness
... a radical idea wrapped up in fluffy, pillow-y whiteness
wtf is $AVAX?
It's a high-octane smart contract platform
... a radical idea wrapped up in fluffy, pillow-y whiteness
wtf is $AVAX?
It's a high-octane smart contract platform
3/ With multiple consensus engines and VMs
4/ In addition to governance rights, $AVAX bestoweth other goodness
5/ If that were where the story ended, I might shrug and walk away.
But $AVAX has plans...
It dreams bigger, you see. It looketh at Ethereum $ETH and it thinks, "that is the golden goose."
"I would very bigly like that golden goose on my farm."
"Hmmmm...."
But $AVAX has plans...
It dreams bigger, you see. It looketh at Ethereum $ETH and it thinks, "that is the golden goose."
"I would very bigly like that golden goose on my farm."
"Hmmmm...."
6/ Enter-stage-door-left, the "friendly spoon" Athereum. Athereum looks so innocuous. He wears a hand-knit sweater with wooly balls dangling from it. The cuticles on his nails have been pushed back.
But oh my...
But oh my...
7/ This well-groomed, mild-mannered, sweater-wearing spooner has grand visions.
"What if we snapshot Ethereum," the spooner thinks, "port it to $AVAX and replace $ETH with our own token called $ATH?"
"Then, every degen in the world who owneth ETH would suddenly owneth ATH."
"What if we snapshot Ethereum," the spooner thinks, "port it to $AVAX and replace $ETH with our own token called $ATH?"
"Then, every degen in the world who owneth ETH would suddenly owneth ATH."
8/ "This may be contentious," the spooner thinks.
"We must call it a testnet, then... a friendly sweater-y experiment in love and co-existence."
"Testnet or not, we will copy over everything. We will copy over all the blocks, all the contracts, all the tools."
"We must call it a testnet, then... a friendly sweater-y experiment in love and co-existence."
"Testnet or not, we will copy over everything. We will copy over all the blocks, all the contracts, all the tools."
9/ "We will partner with $LINK. We will be compatible with @metamask_io, Truffle, Remix and others."
"Then, we will show the world the power of an EVM that scaleth now ... right now."
"Then, we will show the world the power of an EVM that scaleth now ... right now."
10/ "Oh yes. We will bake cookies. We will put on Netflix. We will call all of our favorite $ETH developers over. We will lay down on the couch together and spooneth the night away."
Oh god.
Mr. Spooner is brilliant.
His sweater is so cute!!!
Oh god.
Mr. Spooner is brilliant.
His sweater is so cute!!!
11/ But off in the distance I have heard the whumph of something heavy falling. I look up and I see a wall of snow. There is no time for me to run. I can only watch and hope
12/ I am a man in a mask. I do NOT giveth investment tippity-tips, you silly... but I see $DOT trading with a market cap of $3.8 billion. And I see $AVAX trading at $99 million.
13/ Me grineth bigly. Esp since @Athereum has just 5 followers and sent its first tweet a few hours ago...
Give it a follow, my friend. Let us marvel at the wall of falling snow together
We shall stand side-by-side and see if it sweepeth us away
Give it a follow, my friend. Let us marvel at the wall of falling snow together
We shall stand side-by-side and see if it sweepeth us away
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