Thread by @Oldfirmfacts1

Are YOU allowed to criticise Neil Lennon?

A 'Choose your own adventure' thread.

1. Are you below the age of 35?

If you said ‘Yes’, your adventure is over and you are not allowed to criticise Neil Lennon.

If you said ‘No’, you may proceed to question 2.

2. Are you currently working in a supermarket?

If you said ‘Yes’, your adventure is over and you are not allowed to criticise Neil Lennon.

If you said ‘No’ or ‘Yes, but I’m Paul The Tim’, you may proceed to question 3.

3. Are you able to produce your ticket from the 1994 Coca-Cola Cup Final against Raith Rovers?

If you said ‘No’, your adventure is over and you are not allowed to criticise Neil Lennon.

If you said ‘Yes’, you may proceed to question 4.

4. If you see an article about Alfredo Morelos, do you ignore it because he plays for another team and it’s not really relevant to you, or leave a comment in which you refer to him as ‘Moreorless’?

If you said ‘Ignore it’, your adventure is over and you are not allowed to criticise Neil Lennon.

If you said ‘Moreorless’, you may proceed to question 5.

5. What do you believe is the most important function of a Celtic captain?

Dictating games and driving the club to Champions League victories against teams like Ferencvaros, or slowing your team down but occasionally making funny faces at players from inferior Scottish sides?

If you said ‘Dictating games’, your adventure is over and you are not allowed to criticise Neil Lennon.

If you said ‘Making funny faces’, you may proceed to question 6.

6. Do you earn more than £25k?

If you said ‘No’, your adventure is over and you are not allowed to criticise Neil Lennon.

As Brother Walfrid said; “A football club will be formed for the maintenance of those earning at least £25k who own their property".

If you said ‘Yes’, you may proceed to question 7.

7. Which of the following can be considered a true Celtic fan?

A 19-year-old student working in a call centre who attends every game home and away, or a 43-year-old car salesman who gets to the odd game and comments ‘Slippy G’ under Liverpool FC Twitter posts from 2011.

If you said ‘19-year-old student’, your adventure is over and you are not allowed to criticise Neil Lennon.

If you said ‘43-year-old car salesman', you may proceed to question 8.

8. Bearing in mind that the first word in your Twitter bio is ‘Celtic’, are the majority of your tweets about Celtic or Rangers?

If you said ‘Celtic’, your adventure is over and you are not allowed to criticise Neil Lennon.

If you said ‘Rangers’, your adventure is over and you are not allowed to criticise Neil Lennon.

If you said ‘Sevco’ and added some cry-laugh emojis, you may proceed to question 9.

9. What’s more important to you in a Celtic manager?

A clear vision that manifests itself in convincing European performances, or a hatred of Rangers and series of unimpressive derby performances that are forgotten about after Rangers implode during the title run-in.

If you said ‘Clear vision’, your adventure is over and you are not allowed to criticise Neil Lennon.

If you said ‘Hatred of Rangers’, you may proceed to the final question.

10. Do you believe that renewing season tickets and buying merchandise gives you the right to express dissatisfaction when they struggle against a team from Latvia, or do you believe the manager must never be questioned because he’s a Celtic legend not a wee guy in skinny jeans?

If you said ’Right to express dissatisfaction', you are not allowed to criticise Neil Lennon.

If you said ‘Never question’, you are not allowed to criticise Neil Lennon.

Sorry, but you can’t slag Lenny hes a proper Celtic man what have you ever done remember the 90s HH ☘️☘️