"Against my best wishes, I have been shot" is one of my favorite sentences of all time
that tweet is a journey
"Unlike my wife, I expect you not to cheat."

my god lollll

"Contrary to my explicit requests, I have been shot"

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15 Oct
And this whole time I thought I wasn’t white enough to understand the point of his insufferable nonsense. Turns out not so much. He’s just terrible.
Sometimes people make stuff and I start to watch it or listen to it and I just think, you know what? This is clearly not for me.

Like that movie ladybird.
I started to watch it and I was just like... ok I guess 👀
Read 4 tweets
12 Oct
the number of times i've just yelled "fuck off" and I've been watching this literally for 6 minutes.
who gives a cinnamon toast fuck about how many kids she has or how she and her husband manage their work life balance.

HAVE THEY EVER ASKED THAT OF MEN.
'We don't have trump judges or bush judges or obama judges.'

no shit sherlock.

WE HAVE FIVE (SOON TO BE SIX) FEDERALIST SOCIETY JUSTICES AND THREE INDEPENDENT JUSTICES.
Read 116 tweets
6 Oct
Abortion is healthcare and it is nothing to be ashamed about.

If you want to get one and keep it quiet, that’s you’re right.

If you want to get one and document it on tiktok, that’s you’re right.

If you want to shout your motherfucking abortion, THAT IS YOUR RIGHT.
I’m seeing conversations with people saying that they’re appalled by women ✌🏾glorifying✌🏾 abortion.

These people are upset that people getting abortions aren’t doing it under a veil of secrecy and shame.

Shut up.

It’s not your business. It’s the pregnant person’s.

Shut up.
If you’re claiming you would be pro-choice if only women get abortions in the way that you see fit, then you‘re not pro-choice. You’re just another person looking to control pregnant people’s bodies.

Again, shut up.
Read 4 tweets
5 Oct
It’s almost like somebody predicted this. 👀👀👀👀
I can’t even express how badly we fucked up by letting this clown get elected in 2016.

I told y’all.

It’s going to be horrific.

Hang on to your butts. 🤷🏾‍♀️
Read 5 tweets
4 Oct
Oh what’s this? A crème de violette with gin. Oh that’s right. We fancy. Image
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My friend @tywygo is a mixologist. He just made up this drink on the spot.
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26 Sep
At least some of these men who have fired off at most a dozen tweets about abortion rights in the last decade are now so agitated about it that they’re willing to cancel a dead lady’s legacy and not the legacy of the dude who stepped aside for a Federalist Society-picked rapist.
With RBG, Kagan, Sotomayor, and Breyer we had a liberal block of 4.

If RBG is replaced by a centrist in 2013, we have a liberal block of 3, 2 centrists, and a conservative block of 4.

Who’s the person dragging those centrists left on women’s issues? The two baby assoc justices?
I don’t know.

BUT NEITHER DO THE PEOPLE FLAPPING THEIR GUMS.

And that’s the damn point.
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