*Bollywood’s latest Hinduphobic film - Laxmi Bomb - Questions and answers*

Q: Why Laxmi bomb ? Why not Allah bomb? Or Jesus bomb ?
A: *Because, Bollywood can only make fun of Hindus, as Hindus are cowards and won’t mind even if you make fun of their mothers and wives* !!
Q: Why is Laxmi in the name of a film that is to be released around Diwali, the holiest festival for Hindus?
A: *The aim of the film is to cause maximum offence to Hindus to check out their tolerance levels. If this doesn’t prick them, the next film can be made even with scenes where Hindu gods are seen having sex and that will sell more* !!
Q: Why is the hero’s character a Muslim, Aasif, when in the Tamil original, the hero was a Hindu?
A: *If the Hero is a Hindu, then none of the Pakistani Jihadis, who are the main patrons of Bollywood, will watch this film and so the producers will lose money* !
Q: When the hero’s name is Asif, why is the heroine’s name Priya? Why not Asifa or Mumtaz?
A: *If the actress’s screen name is Asifa, she cannot wear short skirts and deliver double meaning dialogues. So, it has to be Priya. Also, making inter-religious love story will promote Love Jihad, which will ensure rapid Islamisation of India* !
Q: Why mock transgenders in the whole film before a last-minute glorification?
A: Mocking transgenders is the favourite past time of Pakistanis and the Pakistani audience will love it. This is why! Their glorification at the end is to gain an award !!
Q: Why draw similarities between a ghost and Laxmi Mata?
B: *Bollywood Mullahs are already creating an image that Hindu gods are satanic and this film will reinforce that image ! This movie is produced by a Jihadi queen, Shabinaa Khan and their main target audience is Pakistan,
India’s regressive neighbour where they make fun of Hinduism* .
From Pawan Tyagi.
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