This... Is a real political analysis tweet?

I don't know what's satire anymore.

I've reached the point where I can't tell the difference between tongue-in-cheek pundit douchebaggery and full on Trump-infected pundit douchebaggery.

They look exactly the same.
I STILL don't know whether this tweet is self-referentially critiquing the absurdity of our reality show presidency and the concept of ratings over policy or buying into it.

And I've been looking at it for a while.
Gonna need a lifeline. Asking the audience. Which is this?

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17 Oct
Decrying prison violence is never ever on the backs of victims.

That mentality is literally what sustains the brutality of the mass incarceration system.

It's evil until someone we hate is in it, and then we are willing to celebrate its worst features and support their continued existence.
When we are made to pit our righteous indignation about the abuse and violence of the prison system against our righteous indignation against people who do terrible things, the system will always win.
Read 4 tweets
14 Oct
See? It is literally impossible to convert a cult member by proving them wrong or pointing out a hypocrisy.

They will smile, nod, and come back with an even stronger, more extreme faith that avoids your new info.
You could show Qanon folks timestamped video of POTUS and the Cabinet sacrificing toddlers to the Devil and they'd just find a way to blame it on Democrats and then use your video to recruit.
You be got to understand that cults are BUILT to reject all outside information as evil lies.

Persecution is a basic expectation in a cult and everyone is taught to EXPECT that outsiders will try to lure them away by attacking the truth of their core beliefs.

They're ready.
Read 7 tweets
13 Oct
I can think of a worse one...

It starts with an N and rhymes with nigger.
White America invented the "n-word" so they could prove that they weren't racist anymore meaning that any further claims of racism would forever be an unfair attack on the upstanding moral character of white people by Black people.

Gaslighting motherfuckers.
Racism never stopped.

The casual use of the word "nigger" in public did.

And the white politeness of the "n-word" became a bludgeon and lecturing point against the Black community.

And now white people have appointed themselves the arbiters of what is racist.
Read 6 tweets
12 Oct
The human race has devised an organizational system for itself that attempts (but ultimately fails) to describe and value all humans and their personality traits by their bodies' relative percentage content of the amino acid polymer C18H10N2O4.

--Alien Anthropologist 43.445.12
Variations in percentage of this compound are used as a metric to determine both social hierarchy and to allocate resources.

The higher the amino acid concentration, the fewer vital resources are allocated.

--Alien Anthropologist 43.445.14
The steroid compounds C19H28O2 and C18H24O2 and their relative concentrations are of high social importance to Humans.

These compounds define the distribution of rights and access to social dominance.

--Alien Anthropologist 43.446.01
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12 Oct
Have you ever been manipulated, brainwashed, or indoctrinated?
Have you ever known anyone who has been manipulated, brainwashed, or indoctrinated?
If you have ever been manipulated, brainwashed, or indoctrinated,

What helped/allowed you to realize or accept that this was happening to you?
Read 4 tweets
11 Oct
Here's why I feel for Fauci and the rest of the career medical and science professions.

In order to get vital information to the public, Fauci needs to be the authoritative voice.

To be authoritative, Fauci needs to keep his job.

To keep his job he has to placate Trump.
He could have bucked Trump from the beginning, and got canned early, to be replaced with a hack.

Or he could try to play Trump just enough to stay in the position and smuggle truth out of the White House.

It's really a no-win situation.
Either compromise your credibility some while still getting information out of step aside and let someone who's going to spew pure lies take your spot...

I can understand how it's a tough choice... And someone who is an epidemiologist is not the kind to go for a Hail Mary.
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