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How utterly childish are Democrats, @realDonaldTrump?

Look what's trending.

#BidenWonTheDebate

There was an imaginary debate tonight, and Biden won!

Little kids making forts out of sofa cushions in the living room.
HOW DID WE COME TO THIS?

When Obama won, all I did was remember what H. L. Mencken said.
And then in 2012, when the voters said, "Thank you sir! May I have another?" I again didn't pretend that there was an imaginary president who won.

Tonight Biden was spoon fed baby food, and his supporters say, "He really did a number on Trump!"
I remember the days when winning imaginary debates was grounds for involuntary commitment.

Now?

Normal behavior for Democrats.

One last question, Mr. President:
Once and for all, to clear the air, to make sure we can all lay this to rest and move on, just to finally address it as unequivocally as possible, in no uncertain terms, will you now unconditionally condemn deep-dish pizza?
We'll all sleep better at night knowing that the president of the United States doesn't harbor secret support for that...that TERRORISM that Chicago inflicted on the world.

That perversion of all that is holy.

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You can tell by comparing the crowds that hung out afterward.

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18 Oct
THREAD

Game over.

@realDonaldTrump will be reelected in a landslide.

For the first time in American history, the Republicans have beaten the Democrats in new-voter registration.

The Democrats go into the election with the same number of voters as they had in 2016.

And a VERY LARGE percentage of those Democrats will be voting for Trump.

Biden is DONE.

How strange!

Could there by a reason why this happened?
Actually, there are almost too many reasons to count.
Read 23 tweets
17 Oct
MINI-THREAD

Oh my gosh!

@realDonaldTrump you magnificent bastard!

(Let me put in the context so people don't get offended.)

MR. PRESIDENT LOOK AT THIS TRUMP SUPPORTER! Image
My hair is standing on end.

How many demographics is that one guy?!

AND.

How utterly individualistic is he?!

AND HE CHOSE YOU!
Read 5 tweets
17 Oct
THREAD

Not "picking on" Tim. Just pointing out reality.

@realDonaldTrump will be declared the winner ON ELECTION NIGHT.

Take that to the bank.

In all of American history, guess how many elections were NOT called on election night?

One.

Bush versus Gore in 2000.

That's because the whole election depended on Florida.

Bush got 271 electoral votes.

You need 270 to win.
There's absolutely NO WAY that this will be a close election.

Americans don't elect senile candidates who say that we must elect them in order to find out their positions.

This is a desperate strategy dreamed up by people not in touch with reality.
Read 18 tweets
16 Oct
THREAD

I had no idea this series exists, and I'd certainly never heard of writer Eric Kripke @therealKripke.

He recently gave the funniest interview of all time.

It's the usual "I hate @realDonaldTrump" drivel, but there's ONE noteworthy quote.

hollywoodreporter.com/live-feed/supe… Image
"I sort of believe it’s dangerous, not to overstate it or be overdramatic, but it’s a little dangerous to train an entire generation to wait for someone strong to come in and save you."
"That’s I think how you end up with people like Trump and populists who say, 'I’m the only one who can come in, it’s going to be me.'"
Read 24 tweets
16 Oct
THREAD

How do we know that Democrats are fully aware that @realDonaldTrump is going to win yugely?

Look at the crazed reaction to THIS.

breitbart.com/politics/2020/…
Trump is attacked nonstop by the utterly creepy Arlo Guthrie, Biden is spoon fed baby food and given as many breaks as he needs, BUT.

ONE SHOW IS SUPPORT for Trump is the end of the world. Image
DO THESE SOUND LIKE PEOPLE WHO THINK THEY'VE GOT THE ELECTION IN THE BAG?

Of course not.

Despite the ridiculous advantage Biden was given, ONE NODDING WOMAN has made these people lose their minds.

WHY?
Read 13 tweets
16 Oct
THREAD

Like the windup toy she is, @SavannahGuthrie confirms The prediction that @realDonaldTrump and I made:

The NBC townhall would be an infantile sham.

Leftist refuse to accept the following concept:

QUANTITY does not equal QUALITY.

Just the opposite, in fact.
Asking the same question 50,000 times produces the phenomenon of "semantic satiation."

The words lose all meaning.
Read 22 tweets

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