you ever do something so stupid that you’ve surely invented a new kind of mistake? an error up to that point uncontemplated by mankind?
you know how i keep my watermelons on the living room floor? i mean, they just end up there when i bring the groceries in. they’re heavy and what difference does it make if it’s there or on the dining room table or whatever?
i bought what i knew would be my last watermelon of the season last time i was at costco. i was a little sad watermelon season was over, i guess, because i kept putting off cutting it up.
anyway, it’s good i own a carpet cleaner.

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