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16 Oct, 11 tweets, 1 min read
Went to get a snack after a couple drinks, couldn't find anything except an old bag of nuts from Christmas, tucked in.
Got a couple handfuls in, was enjoying a show on TV. 'Taskmaster', very funny, wonderful lockdown watching, all free on YouTube.
Suddenly a moth is fluttering around me. Bit odd, not many moths around in general here. Cold climate. Carefully scoop him up, take him outside, I am friend to The Moths
Watch a bit more, comedians so funny, snack a bit more, wait, another moth? Same deal, pause, out you go, be free and rejoice, go moth-friend.
Sit down, third moth, on my clothing, so close? What this? Grab a handful of nuts, thinking, try to figure, so many moth?. Look into bag of nuts, MOTH WORMS, BABY MOTHS, spit, brush , BRUSH gag, am I moth now
can yo u die from moth
chRIST on sale, 2020
girlfriend is refusing to kiss because she's "not ready for [her] first taste of moth"
while I was rigorously brushing my teeth and trying not to throw up she apparently killed at least one additional moth where we were sitting, oh my god ohmygod
Spot the moment of moth discovery

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