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Oh my gosh!

@realDonaldTrump you magnificent bastard!

(Let me put in the context so people don't get offended.)

MR. PRESIDENT LOOK AT THIS TRUMP SUPPORTER!
My hair is standing on end.

How many demographics is that one guy?!

AND.

How utterly individualistic is he?!

AND HE CHOSE YOU!
This is an astonishing video.

I know you know how people feel about you, but it's one thing to HEAR ABOUT it.

It's quite another to see it.

I've never seen this in my 58 years.

Not for a president.

Nothing even remotely close.

YOU EARNED IT.

Thank you.

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19 Oct
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Besides being a dictator and liar, Gretchen Whitmer has pretty limited tastes in books.

She says @realDonaldTrump is "too close to domestic terrorism" as she flaunts "86 45" on the table in front of the potted Biden on the left of the screen. Image
The books on the left of the screen are mostly Michigan history. Image
The books on the right of the screen are of two types, as far as I can tell.

One is birdwatching.

The rest are true-crime books and novels about murder, sexual murder, and rape.

These are the titles I could make out.
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19 Oct
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Hat tip @stclairashley

By simply existing, @realDonaldTrump has the power to produce...this.

THAT is comedy gold.

What has Trump done to endanger our democratic representative republic?

Why, nothing!

He's strengthened it by WEAKENING the federal government.

Trump is a FEDERALIST.

Does a single Democrat know what that means?
Have you ever watched films of the original hippies?

Tons of them come across as totally rational and...nice.

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18 Oct
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@JohnJHarwood writes an astonishing piece that's a complete inversion of reality.

I had no idea that @realDonaldTrump had the ability to make the craziest among us tear off the mask and show us the capering psychos within.

cnn.com/2020/10/18/pol…
There's far too much insanity to quote, but this is the best hallucination:
"He prefers the safety and comfort of audiences that already embrace him over the uncertainty and risk of encountering those who don't."
Read 20 tweets
18 Oct
THREAD

Well, @realDonaldTrump, here we go.

@DrKarlynB is now registering as a Republican.

YOU, Mr. President, made that possible.

I'll explain why.

Dr. B is spot on about why I myself am an independent.

But she's FAR more determined to be a driving force behind change than I am.

She's much younger, and she has the sociability the professional chops to do it.

She's a people person.
As I've said many times before, I'm not a misanthrope.

The only reason I'm a hermit is that every single time I venture outside my four walls, some frigging predator's radar picks me up, and they find me.
Read 15 tweets
18 Oct
THREAD

@realDonaldTrump might want to know about this disinformation operation.

No idea if it's state or nonstate actors.

The claim is that the Oregon online voter registration process is totally open to election fraud.

I was sent this as "evidence." Image
Now, the ACTUAL pages is this:

sos.oregon.gov/voting/Pages/m…
Note that Google Search lists TWO different URLS for the same site. Image
Read 6 tweets
18 Oct
THREAD

For @Roark1Jacob

How to prove that you're an irredeemable jackass in just five sentences.

I'm sure that @realDonaldTrump would fire Jacob in less than a week. Image
First, he addresses me with belligerent condescension.

Then he totally misstates what I wrote, calling it an analogy to make the case that Trump will win.

It's no such thing.

Jacob is an idiot.
Finally he ends with three insults:

He needlessly insult me TWICE and another person once.

Let's demonstrate just how stupid Jacob is.
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