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18 Oct
OK, where was I...
When we took off away from the house it was my intention to ride the cart home. I've been injured in a cart wreck. This cart is safer. It's about how easy it is to get off. The objective is to remain upright in the event.
2. My intention all along was to walk her out, and ride home. I had a dream of walking her all the way into Richmond, but I wasn't committed to it.
Gotta cross the tracks. So far we haven't conquered railroad tracks. We'll get there.
But the tracks on this route are edge of town
3. I don't know how far these places are. Walmart is 7 miles by main roads. The shelter's about 5 I think. Orscheln about 7. Missy & I aren't to main roads yet. The way we went yesterday would be significantly farther, but all gravel roads. People drive slower on gravel roads.
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17 Oct
I tweeted this clip yesterday. It represented a high point in my life so I thought I'd tell a little more.
2. North of our place on gravel there is what is called a "low water bridge." That means the bridge deck runs from low bank to low bank, about 8" above typical water level.
Creeks have more than one bank. They begin in the nearest upland.
3. Each range of creek flow erodes a certain height and width above creek bottom. The long low water flows make the creek as most people see it. The creek Americans build their houses beside, which is why they get flooded.
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16 Oct
Here's how my day has been.
A little later.
We had to turn back early because I noticed my cart was ailing. All machines break down.
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15 Oct
A friend sent me this tweet and inspired me to get back to work on an essay pulling my plans and suggestions together into a coherent presentation. I've been working on it and am making some progress.
The Hillary tweet above was referring to this "prize."
But as I looked closer, Hillary was wrong. You can't "send your ideas..."
It appears that "new" ideas can only be found by established experts. I presume this means the new ideas will be very similar to the ones which are currently not working.
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14 Oct
Yesterday was the first day Missy ever drove on lines (reins).
Once they become skilled on lines, you can wrap the lines around your shoulder and neck, and steer them by twisting your torso. This frees up your hands to operate an implement. This is me long long ago. You can see the lines.
It behooves you to have taught the animals you're their friend before you wrap the lines around your neck. If things go wrong they can go very wrong.
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13 Oct
I used to ride behind Abe as much as I could.
Although it seems weird to me, I've only been at this serious donkey thing for about two years. I've had Abe since he was born, 19 years ago, but he was just your basic semi-ignored pasture pet.
It's the worst thing you can do to one Image
2. That picture is a year, and about forty pounds, ago. There was 40 pounds more of me. Think if you got up every morning and you picked up a forty pound bag of dog food, and you carried it around with you all day.
It's exactly the same.
I decided I needed to walk.
3. That's the only conscious change I made.
I am a repairman. I look at a situation and I automatically think, "How can I fix that?" Which leads directly to the question, "What's it supposed to do? Exactly? How does it work?
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