Just because a word ends in an 's', doesn't mean it loses the additional possessive 's', either in written or spoken English. You're thinking of plurals.
Look, our name ends in an s. If you're talking about something that belongs to us, you don't just say our name and the thing. It's "Thomas's stuff" not "Thomas' stuff".
If you say the latter, you're actually making the sentence harder to understand in pursuit of a non-existent grammatical rule.
And if you think it's written with just the apostrophe but you just put the extra s phoneme on the end when you say it aloud then you've entirely lost the plot.
You do it with plurals because you *don't* say the extra s. Like, think about it for more than two seconds.
Apostrophe discourse is generally bollocks, but this is one of those times when people who are self-evidently in the wrong act like they're the ones following the rules of grammar.
Some people objecting like they haven't even read the OP's tweet.
The premise is a meaningless thing you're irrationally furious about. Do not test us.

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