President Trump - a thread

His first Campaign Manager was too hostile and grabbed a woman inappropriately, so then he found an old friend willing to be campaign manager (for free!) This friend sold polling data to Russian Intel while his Deputy played along and took notes
And then he hired a Campaign CEO and a 3rd Campaign Manager. These guys waged psychological warfare on America and His CEO would get indicted for stealing from his constituents while his third campaign manager broke her household over her support for Trump.
Finally, when he decided to run for re-election he got his fourth campaign manager who stole 100 million in campaign funds, so he hired one last CM and gave the poor guy COVID.

How many of his cabinet and staffers left disgraced?
Meanwhile one of his friends (and associate of CM #2) decided he was also going to work with Russian intelligence to dig up dirt on his opponent and he staffed the RNC finance committee with his criminal friends too.

Must be hard having such terrible judgement.

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Since COVID Hit I’ve been lamenting the end of the entertainment industry as we know it. I’ve accepted that the Invisible Man May in fact be the last movie I see in theaters and that the MCU May have died with COVID.
2/Seriously though - what is going to happen to the movie industry post covid?

Theaters are probably dead for at least 2 years unless they come up with really innovative ways to do things, but that becomes a cost issue.

So what happens?
3: If the chains die - and this will happen soon, the first thing we might see is the summer blockbuster dying.

Why wild Disney spend 250 million on a marvel movie no one will go to the theaters to see? No, my Guess is that it will go one of two ways
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Trump COVID - Thread.

Let's say Trump actually has COVID - What happens?
I hope he doesn't die - He needs to be held accountable.

Will people actually support a man who has failed so hard at containing the pandemic that he himself got COVID?

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There is a MAJOR MAJOR MAJOR unemployment scam going on right now. This needs to be shared nationwide.

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The States send mail or email to company headquarters - and if we ignore the mail, it gets auto-approved.

The problem is three fold.
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I don’t believe this story.

Also, Trump uses a sharpie?
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I need you to listen to me on this short thread.

Check your credit RIGHT NOW. There are people out there taking advantage of COVID to use info from past data breaches + get unemployment as you.

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MOST states send letters to employers stating "so and so" has applied for unemployment for X reason. Is this correct?

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I am NOT getting these letters from ANY states right now. 2/
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There are small stories here and there about it, but itsa national scam and the USPS being dismantled is making it worse.

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