Your regular reminder that a corgi crossed with any other breed just ends up looking like a corgi disguised as the other dog.

Golden Retriever
Australian Shepherd
German Shepherd
St Bernard
Great Dane (which really poses logistics questions)
Maltese terrier
Newfoundland (!!!)
Tibetan mastiff
Basset Hound
Border Collie
Rottie # 2 (I know we've already had one but omg)
Black Lab
Well this blew up overnight, so I'm muting notifications now.

Take your meds, drink lots of water and never vote Tory.
Kind of bummed I didn't title the whole thread 'Incorgnito'
Rough Collie
Doberman 2
Irish Setter
Blue Heeler
Fucked up the threading like a doofus

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